Wednesday, February 1, 2012

NO Seats...Marriage council WiseDUMB!!!

Weeeelll...being the WISE person that I am...I am about to give some MORE Mary WiseDUMB for your marriage...LISTEN UP MEN!!! ;) (The last Marriage Wisdumb was for the ladies...read HERE!!!)Okaaaaaaaaay so I gotta start off by tellin you all this LOVELY fact that I discovered on my recent travels...
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SOOOOO...Idk WHY...but for some reason, NONE of the toilets in the public restrooms have TOILET seats in the Philippines!!! I'm just like DUUUUUDE...
WHAT happened to THE SEATS???
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now your probabley wondering HOW this is going to bring ANY sort of Marriage council to ANYONE??? Weeeellll...

its a common occourance and very well known fact here in the US, that many husbands and wives get INTO IT...when MEN leave the toilet seat up!!! Weeeellll Men, this is my humble and OH so wise advice to YOU...Next time your wife gets annoyed at you for leaving the seat up... 
JUST move to the Philippines...
 AND the fight is OVER!!!
 LOLOLOL!!!

♥Mary Frances :)