So last week I'm driving to my job, talking on the phone with a friend I stop at a red light. So I'm just sitting there at the red light. chatting on the phone when I suddenly realized that my hands were soooooooo DRY!!! With that thought, I figured since I was sitting there at the red light, I may as put on some lotion while I talk and wait!!!
Sooooooooo I'm just sitting there, chatting away and putting on this lotion, when SUDDENLY there is this obnoxious HONK behind me to GOOOOOO!!!! I look up and SURE ENOUGH the light was GREEN now!!! Buuuuuut I'm thinking in my head like, REALLY??? REALLY??? Your honking at me after ONLY 5 seconds of waiting on me??? RUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
Soooooooooo just to put this driver behind me in their place, I begin to pull through the light VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY slowly...you know, JUST to be annoying!!! Just a little something the big sis and mother taught me to do...Hee, hee!!!
Once I got through the light, I very randomly thought, that was a REALLY ODD SOUNDING HORN, I wonder what kind of car that was anyway???? So I casually glance in my rearview mirror to catch a glimpse of this honker, I don't even see a car, I look again and catch a glimpse of a little white motorcyclist! I was like, HA! A motorcycle??? Your NOT even a REAL C... OMW...
IT'S A MOTORCYCLE COP...
At this moment in time my car maaaaaaaaaaay have taken a slight swerve on the road annnnnnnnnnd the next thing I know, red and blue lights are flashing, YOURS TRULY is being pulled over!!! Double AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I don't even say bye to my phone, I just kinda let it slide to the passengers seat while I reach in my glove box for my registration...I pull it out...ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND WAIT!!! EEEEEEE!!!
Cop comes to my window, and says Good afternoon! I'm like, Uh, HI!!! He's like, you seem a bit distracted this afternoon! I'm like, Oh, do I? He's like, YES, pretty occupied your phone, you even almost hit the curb just now! (Don't even have to roll it down for him since its PERMANENTLY DOWN! LOL) I'm like, I'm like, I am sooooooooooooo SORRY SIR!!! He's like, its ok, just be safe, if you need to take a phone call, just pull over to the side of the road like you did just now! I'm like, YES SIR!! He's like, Ok, have a good afternood!!! (Actually, that wasn't from the phone, that was when I realized YOU were the that honked at me!)
NOOOOOOOOO TICKET FOLKS, thus far, NO ATTITUDE and being very respectful of cops when I'm pulled over has gotten me out of a ticket EVERY TIME NOW!!! Also, he may not have given me a ticket cuz its technically NOT illegal in AZ to use your phone while driving!!! Google informed me of that...I like her, HOWEVER at the end tho...LOL (Minus the accidents!)
Soooooooo the moral of THIS STORY IS: When someone honks at you at a red light, before you decide to give them some attitude for honking, LOOK TO SEE WHO IT WAS THAT HONKED...IT JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST MIGHT BE LAW ENFORCER OFFICER!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! ♥Mary Frances :)