So I'm at Starbucks with my laptop today writing and THE FUNNIEST THING EVERRRR happened!!! I got up to use the restroom and there was a man walking in front of me to the restroom as well, men and woman restrooms were located right by each other...
and the man walks into the men's and then waits and holds the door for me, my hand is on the woman's about to open it, but he's just stand there all gentlemanly like waiting for me...
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I mean GENERALLY SPEAKING, I really appreciate it when a man holds the door open for me, it's very kind and considerate of them, I always smile and say thank you, BUUUUUUUT...this is THE DOOR TO THE MEN'S ROOM HE IS HOLDING FOR ME...i dont wanna be rude buuuuuuuuut... lol...i just kinda pause and smile at him and continue to open the ladies room...in that moment he realized what he was doing, his face turned red and we both busted up laughing!!! It was HILARIOUS!!! *Chivalry-sigh!!!
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Buuuuuuuuuuut I think he was REALLY embarrassed cuz he was sitting behind me and he had just gotten there but when i got back he was packing his stuff up and leaving!!! The funniest part was that it TOTALLY reminded me of something i would do!!!
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Now you all know what this blog would be like, IF I WERE A MAN!!! 😂😇
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The difference between him and I tho,
is that wouldn't have left!!! Bahahahaha
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I mean really, IF I LEFT THE SCENE every time I did something embarrassing, there'd be NO SCENES left in my life!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Sooooooooooo my sister had gotten me these ADORABLE glittery, Kate Spade sunglasses for Christmas one year!!! I gave her only like A MILLION AND ONE hints that they were what I really wanted! I was pretty sure she was going to get them for me, buuuuuuuuut I wasn't sure if she had gotten them, I searched her room and closet for them and could NOT find them...it was kind of a mixed feeling, cuz I WANT TO BE SURPRISED with my gifts, buuuuuuuuuuuut I also want to know, buuuuut I want to be surprised too!!!
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Anywayz, much to my dismay, I did NOT find them, soooooo I was SURPRISED on Christmas morning!!! YAAAAAAAYYYY!!! I looooove being surprised, buuuuuuuut I'm pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to be surprised, because I'm ALWAYS WATCHING and paying attention even when it seems like i'm NOT, I really am!!!! I notice EVERYTHING!!!
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Anywayz, I ADORED MY GLASSES!!!
They’re on my Christmas Present 🎁 Favorites list along with yellow beach cruiser bike and OF COURSE my favorite of all time, MY BLACK BABY DOLL… oh wait that was my 5th BIRTHDAY 🥳 , NOT Christmas!!!
I've worked really hard with taking care of them and NOT losing or misplacing them!!! Every time I take them off, I carefully put them in their case!!! Weeeeeeeelllll one day I was out shopping and I forgot to put them in the case before I got out of the car. Instead, I put them on top of my head and walked into Ross! I was on a hunt for a BLACK FUR VEST!!!
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Well after trying on several things, and NOT finding what I was looking for. I headed back out to my car. I got in, put the keys in the ignition, started the car, started blasting my Jesus music(The Abbott's CD, you guys NEED to get it!) As I'm bumping to my music about to back out, I reach on my head for my adorable-glitter-pink-gold sunglasses and gasp, they're NOT THERE!!!
WHERE ARE THEY!?
I reach into my pocket,
NOT THERE!!!
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I check the seat next to me,
NOT THERE!!!
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I check the floor of the car,
NOT THERE!!!
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I'm more than disappointed with them being missing, disappointed is when a kinda cute guy flirts with you one time, then ignores you THE NEXT TIME he sees you, that's disappointed!!! Buuuuuuuuuuut, life goes on! “Ain't nobody got time to dwell on it...there's always more cute guys, buuuuuuuuuuuuut THIS, this is MY ADORABLE-GLITTERY-GOLD-PINK-KATE-SPADE-SHADES!!! They can NOT be replaced!!! (Okaaaaaaaaaay they can, put who wants to spend $90 on sunglasses???;) soooooo anyways, I am truly beyond disappointed….
I'm devastated!!!
ABSOLUTELY HEART BROKEN!!!
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I'm about to get out and search the store, as I'm on my way out, I glance in the rearview mirror annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd WHAT DO YOU KNOW????
THEY'RE ON MY FACE!!!
Yes, true story peeps, I couldn't find my sunglasses because, I WAS WEARING THEM!!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Next time your missing your sunglasses,
Soooooooo IF you've been reading my blog for a while, you know that CLASSIC MARY MOMENTS just happen...they just DO!!! You can't plan for them, you can't ask me to have one, they just happen, unexpected and surprisingly...just expect the Unexpected when you are with me!!! Sooo of course one happened on the trip to Hanna's wedding!!! As you know tho, weddings are NOT the place you want a CMM to take place...remember this one HERE...AHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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So Brandon, Hanna's fiancé, NOW HUSBAND, had made it very clear that he did NOT want to see her wedding dress at anytime BEFORE the wedding...he was very adamant that he did not want to see her or her dress on the wedding day until she was walking down the aisle...he just wanted that special moment of seeing her that first moment in her dress as she walked down the aisle!!! Of course us girls were like, AWWWWWWWWW that's SOOOOO SWEEEEEEET!!! SOOOOOOO ROMANTIC!!!
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Well, I went with Hanna for her last wedding dress fitting on the 17th, she was having me take some pics on her iPhone, (Blocked it out, you all don't get to see her dress till the day of the wedding POST....ahahaha...they're already married now...anyway) I was taking pics on her iPhone, buuuuuut lets be real, my Samsung has a WAAAAAAAAAAY better camera, sooooo I took some on mine too. I smirked to myself because, AS USUAL, the Samsung had outdone the iPhone pics.
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I was thinking, Oh I'm gonna send pics from both camera to Stultz and ask him which one is better, THEN I can prove to Hanna that the Samsung phone is truly better than the iPhone...better yet, I'll send it to several people, including Brandon...I would make sure I did NOT say they were from two different kinds of phones....I would just randomly ask, which pic between these two pics do you guys think is better???
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HA! Wouldn't that be HILARIOUS when I could boast to Hanna that EVEN BRANDON had said the Samsung phone pic was BETTER!!! I was getting ready to write out the text with the two pics, buuuuuuuuuuuuut then I got distracted and started doing something else...Noooo clue what...buuuuuuut you know me...my thoughts rapidly change!!! Annnnnd just like that, I was thinking about something else...
Later on in the week, yes, literally two days later, after my birthday, after the rehearsal and LATE THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WEDDING, Brandon had said goodnight to Hanna and no communication between them he said after mid-night and IF they really needed some important message I was going to be the go between...which I';m thinking is a bad choice since I either respond to messages in two seconds or 2 days...buuuuut whatever, I'm like awwww he's sooooo cuuuuute about this whole not seeing the dresss or her until the wedding thing...THEN it hits me...
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i'm laying there and gasped, OMW...I ALMOST RUINED THE WHOLE THING!!!! I WOULD HAVE RUINED THE SURPRISE IF I HAD ASKED HIS OPPINION!!! Annnnnnnnnnnd I never even realized it!!! Literally, the only thing that stopped me from DOING THAT WAS THE FACT I GOT DISTRACED!!!
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The only thing that stopped me from having a CLASSIC MARY MOMENT...
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was literally, MY MARYNESS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut Phew! Gotta thank God for that ADHD!!!
♥Mary Frances :) I don't really have ADHD, buuuuuut my big sis is convinced that I do!!! There's two kinds and one is where you can't stay focused on one thing for very long!!! IDK though...there are some guys from back in the day that MAY argue with that, buuuuut then there's others guys that would say its TRUE!!! It's either one or the other with me and really NO in betweens!! LOL
Soooooooooo for the last month and a half or so, T's car has been shaking really badly, it was getting worse and worse, so she decided to take it in to the mechanic on Monday. Dreading what was wrong and the price it was going to cost, WHAAAAT a relief it was to her that it was ONLY one of tires! He said to get it changed ASAP!!! Weeeeeeellll, being the AMAAAAZING lil sis that I am, I offered to take it in for her while she was at work! ;)
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So yesterday we switched vehicles in the morning. I brought T's car to discount tire for her and when they were done I went out and saw that they had pulled the van up, with the door open and waiting, I got in and was about to pull away when this lil Asian man came running out, mouth hanging open and a panicked look on his face...
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I was in the WRONG VAN!!!
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I was like, Ooooooooh, I was wondering what the tools and pile of men's clothing on the passenger's seat was. I thought maybe the Discount Tire Men had gotten hot and discarded their shirts, I mean, this is AZ SUMMER we're talking about, and LEFT their shirts and tools on the seat of the van! I figured my sister could just deal with it, after all, I have a BOOK to write and don't have time to deal with sweaty men's clothing!!! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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Annnnnnd really, it may seem airheaded of me to almost drive off in the wrong vehicle, buuuuuut REALLY, who just pulls their vehicle up to the entrance of a building, leaves the keys in, door open??? It's NOT like we're living in Mitford, this is PHOENIX we're talking about!!! Bet he'll neverrrr do that again!!! I like to think I just kept him a little SAFER for the future...maybe even helped prevent him from REALLY getting his car stolen!!! BAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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Anywayz, my sis was like, so on your way home, did you notice if the van had stopped shaking?! I was like, Ummmmm...I don't know, buuuuuuuuut considering that I almost drove away in the WRONG VAN, I'm probably THE WRONG PERSON to be asking!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
1. That awkward moment when you see someone you know, so you wave and smile at them, but they don't see you!!!
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2.That even AWKWARDER MOMENT when someone smiles and waves to YOU, so you smile and wave back, buuuuuuuuuuut it's really NOT YOU they were waving at, buuuuuuuut someone behind you!!!!
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3.That AWKWARDEST MOMENT WHEN... someone starts talking to someone BEHIND YOU, and it almost seems like they're talking to you, buuuuuuuuuut you say to yourself, NOPE, not gonna fall for that one today!!! SOOOOOO you don't respond! Buuuuuuuut the person behind you NEVERRRR responds to the person talking to them. After three attempts, they finally say, did you hear me? Annnnnd you think, WELL OBVIOUSLEY THEY DIDN'T or else they would have responded to you by now, buuuuuut the person is just staring at YOU...Then it dawns on you, OMW, THEY ARE TALKING TO ME!!!
Sooooooooooo T, my big sis, had a MAJOR CLASSIC MARY MOMENT last week. We were both borrowing my dad's car due to the fact that mine was still in the shop ANNNND, T had hers at the car wash for a 3 hr job...YES it was that bad...kids...I tell ya!!! Anywayz, we went out to eat and then afterwards when we were leaving the car would NOT START!!!
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I was like, OH SNAP, you have seriously got to be kidding me!!! NOT another car out of commission in this family!!! Plus it was soooooooooooooo HOT OUT!!! My sis is like, it must be the battery! I'm like, OR maybe it's the fuel! It was almost on E when I picked it up that morning but I figured it would make it for a LITTLE bit, usually you drive at least 5 miles on E...YES, I've tried it MANY times, hahaaaa!!!
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Sooooooooooo my sis is like, well I'm going to go walk to the car wash while you wait from AAA to come because I gotta get O by 1. I'm like, Ok buuuuuuuuut it's soooooo hot out and it was a estimated 70 minute wait for them to get there, i'm like, gonna go wait inside the mall. Well my sis walks away with MJ and they leave the keys in the ignition, the last thing my sis says to me before she walks away is that she couldn't get the keys out, they're stuck!
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I'm like, whaaaaaaaaaaaat??? Keys don't just stuck in, so i'm jiggling it all around and NOTHING! I try keeping my foot on the break, I thought maybe she hadn't done that, still NOTHING!!! Then I happen to glance at the gear-shifting-thing-a-ma-bob annnnnnnnnnnd I see that it's in R. I'm like, R??? That's REVERSE!!! I'm pretty sure it won 't start UNLESS the car is in PARK!!!
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So I put the car into PARK, turn the ignition and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, it starts RIGHT UP!!! I'm like, Theresa! Theresa!!! GET OVER HERE YOU TWO!!! They come over and I'm like, DUUUUUUDE you had the car in REVERSE, it won't start unless it's in PARK!!! She's like, well, I put it in reverse cuz I was backing up...
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I'm liiiiiiiike WOOOOOOOOOW!!! You can't BACK UP THO if you can't start the car!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Remember that people, YOU CAN'T START THE CAR IF IT'S NOT IN PARK!!! We were like laughing sooooooooo hard!! It was pretty epic!! My sis FO SHO had a CLASSIC MARY MOMENT!!!
The other day I was on the phone with one of my friends and she was like telling me about how she thinks that it really neat when people have brown hair and blue eyes. She is like you know it's just such a nice combination and you dont see it very often. She is like, I mean usually if people have brown hair they have brown eyes and if they have blue eyes they have blond hair. And she is just going and on about how unique it is to see that combination....
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and I am like uh huh, uh huh, I know what you mean. But in my head I am thinking; Ok, like, who does she EVEN know that has brown hair and blue eyes? I don't think I even know anyone with that combination!!!! So I am like talking to her again and I am like, yeah, I mean like, I have blue eyes but my hair is...hmmm...what color hair do I have...hmmm...OH HEEEEEEEEY, I have brown hair!!! OMW!!! I have brown hair and blue eyes!!!
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She is like YEAH Mary, thats who I was talking about this WHOLE time YOU!!! I think its really cool that you have brown hair and blue eyes!!! AHAHAHA!!! I am like, OMW! Like, THANK YOU!!!
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It was for sure a brond moment!!! They happen ALL THE TIME!!! :)
So yesterday, I met up with one of my friends and this adorably quaint little bakery restaurant in North Scottsdale called, Sugar Jams, you guys, this place is AMAZING, i'll be doing a review on them SOON and you all will be heading on over there when you read about their scrumptiousness, buuuuuuuuuuuuut TODAY, let me tell you about the CLASSIC MARY MOMENT that happened yesterday!!! AHAHAHA!!!
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Sooooooooo after we're done eating, my friend and I are leaving, but I decide to go back in to take pics of this cute place AND use the restroom...two cups off coffee annnnnd its POTTY TIME folks...lol...sooooooo I go in and find the restrooms.
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I look down the hall and see both doors for both bathrooms, I look at both of them BEFORE I go in and THEN walk into the bathroom that is FOR ME!!!
I walk in and am thinking OH wow even the bathroom is CUTE...Awwww....buuuuuuuuuuuut WAIT...
WHY IS THERE A URINAL IN THE LADIES ROOM???
OMW, even this adorable lil bake shop in Scottsdale is trying to be neutral Gender friendly...PSsssh... I TELL YOU, WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???
Then BEFORE I head into the stall, as a slight after thought, I think, THIS IS the right bathroom, RIGHT??? Soooooooo I pop my head back out the door and stare at it, YES, this IS indeed the right bathroom,
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M for Mary...
OH WAIIIIIIIIIT...
M is FOR MEN,
NOT MARY!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yes really you guys, I went in THE MEN'S restroom,BECAUSE,M IS FOR MARY!!!
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I mean, in defense of my MARYNESS, if you really think about it, it IS easy to get confused BECAUSE, most restrooms SAY the whole word MEN on it, NOT JUST an M...and the lil pic of the dude...lol...OKAAAAAAAY anyone with an M could make this mistake...RIGHT??? I mean, I have an ADORABLE M sweater... LOL You would think after THIS CMM HERE at Chic-fil-A all those years ago, that I would remember that urinals mean i'm in THE WRONG bathroom, buuuuuuuut all these years later and I STILL get confused!!! BAHAHAHA!!!
♥Mary Frances :) P.S. The WOMAN'S room is EVEN CUUUUUTERRR than the men's...just in case anyone was wondering...AHAHAHAHA!!! ;)))))
Sooooooooo of course NO TRIP is complete, WITHOUT a CLASSIC MARY MOMENT!!! LOL And this wedding trip, was NO EXCEPTION!!! Several people had joked with me about how they hoped some kind of Classic Mary Moment would happen with me and I was like, Okaaaaaaaaaaaay HONESTLY, i'm really one does NOT happen DURING THE WEDDING!!! After THIS MOMENTHERE, I was like, God puleeeeeze NOOOOOOO ...have MERCY ON ME!!! AHAHA!!!
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Thankfully, it didn't happen til THE LAST DAY!!! Phew!!! I was putting my duffel bag in Hanna's car before we started our day so we didn't have to come back later before I got dropped off at the airport. When I was putting my duffel bag in the trunk, I laid her keys on this perfect little ledging on the side and as I did I thought to myself, make sure you get those out so you do NOT lock Hanna's keys in her trunk...
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Annnnnnnnnnnd THAT MY FRIENDS,
was my LAST THOUGHT...Before I DID EXACTLEY THAT...
I just froze in horror as I tried to stop the trunk from slamming shut...with that one lone key sticking out of the crack...
Just peeking out...buuuut to NO AVAIL, not even budging outta there!!!
I was like, Ummmmmmmmmmm HANNNNNNNNNNAAAA!!!
Do you have AAA???
She didn't, buuuuut her mom DID have her extra key...phew...thankfully Hanna was just laughing annnnd reminding me that that was NOT my first CMM on this trip, I had already ummmmm MAYBE locked us out of her house on the night of the wedding...buuuuut hey at least it wasn't like I locked out the bride and groom or something crazy like that!!! PHEW!!! Annnnnnd btw: I highly recommend that ANYONE that is friends with ME, should probably have AAA...I'm just sayin...it comes in handy when your with me and CMMs happen...REALLY...it does!!! LOL
Sooooooooo the other day I'm getting out of my car, I got my legs out and I go to get up and I CAN'T!!!
Liiiiiiike, I'm LITERALLY STUCK!!! I try and try but its like I don't have the strength to get up!!! I'm like what in the world??!?! I'm like hiking and everything and NOW I can't even get up out of my car!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???
Every time I would try I would be haulted back again...it felt ALMOST LIKE something was literally HOLDING ME BACK...then I realized...Something HOLDING ME BACK...liiiiiiiiiiiiiike...
A SEATBELT!!!
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! Yes my friends, them seatbelts, REALLY DO WORK!!! So if you ever can't get out of your car...
So last week I'm driving to my job, talking on the phone with a friend I stop at a red light. So I'm just sitting there at the red light. chatting on the phone when I suddenly realized that my hands were soooooooo DRY!!! With that thought, I figured since I was sitting there at the red light, I may as put on some lotion while I talk and wait!!!
Soooooooo the moral of THIS STORY IS: When someone honks at you at a red light, before you decide to give them some attitude for honking, LOOK TO SEE WHO IT WAS THAT HONKED...IT JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST MIGHT BE LAW ENFORCER OFFICER!!!!
So the other night I'm at Walmart doing some grocery shopping. I'm standing in line, putting my stuff on the belt when one of my Greek yogurts (Btw: Dannon light and easy greek yogurts are ONLY 80 calories and 12 grams of protein!) falls out of my, drops and rolls on the ground and much to my horror, splats open and a HUGE blob of Greek yogurt goes on the ankle of the work pants of the man in front of me!!! I gasped in horror thinking this man is going to be sooooo ANGRY with me,
I AM SOOOO SORRY SIR!!!
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He kinda just glances back at his pants, shrugs and says,
It's all GOOD, stuff happens!!!
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I was ASTOUNDED by his response, It's ALL GOOD, STUFF HAPPENS...I mean I'm THE KIND OF GIRL, that A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENS, and to hear a man say that it was ALL GOOD????
A MAN THAT SAYS THAT???? In one moments of time, I KNEW, I JUST KNEW!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! For realz people...Right there, on the spot, on the cash register at WALMART, I got down on ONE KNEE and BEGGED...BAHAHAHA...NOoooo juuuuuust KIDDING!!! Whaaaaaaat REALLY happened was that I silently, shamefully put the rest of my groceries on the conveyor belt, and I DID think, Okaaaaaaaaaay, we should PROBABLY get married then!!! THEN I watched in MORE horror as part of the blob of yogurt glopped off his pant leg and on to the floor, the rest just stayed smeared on his pants!!! What do I do???
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I was like, ummmmm, do you have any paper towels to the cashier!!! She handed me some and I wiped up the blog, then I stared at the smear on his pants, should I wipe that too???? The cashier was like, did you get it all cleaned up? I'm like, Ummmm, uh, UMMMMMMM...??? The man just takes the paper towel and calmly wipes his pant leg, grabs his stuff and throws away the mess on the way out...I'm just staring, like,
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIT,
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME??????
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Sooooooooo the moral of this story is that I DID NOT get a husband at Walmart last night, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I did realize ONE MORE THING that I will need in whomever I marry,
Soooooooooo A few weeks ago, when I was in Roswell, after pre-service prayer but before church actually started, Bro. Foster told everyone in his church to take some time to read from their Bibles before church started!
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Sooooooooo i'm sitting there, TOTALLY distracted because I'm so excited to see everyone and everyone's been coming over, giving hugs, shaking hands and just saying HI! Buuuuut I am determined to read my Bible with everyone else, DESPITE how distracted I am feeling! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll, Daisy turns to me after about five minutes and with a smirk on her face she whispers, YOU ARE SOOOOOOO NOT READ YOUR BIBLE RIGHT NOW!!! I'm like, WHATEVERRRR!!! How would you even know??? She's trying not to laugh as I glance down at my lil palm size Bible...THEN I START LAUGHING...
IT WAS UPSIDE DOWN!!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I'd been sitting there for like five minutes, PRETENDING TO READ with it upside down!!! Ooooooops!!! I was like, OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY maybe I"M NOT!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Okaaaaaaaay soooo remember I told you all a few weeks ago when one of my friends from church got married...and that I experianced one of THE MOST embarrassing moments of my life...weeeelll after I posted that...I REALIZED that there are TWO occasions that supercede by FAR this moment... AHAHAHA...buuuuuuuuuut... allow me to tell you all the UNBELIEVABLE thing that I did two weeks ago...
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Sooooooooo you know THAT MOMENT...that SPECIAL MOMENT...when the bride is walking down the aisle and everyone rises in honor and its like soooo SPECIAL...like everyone is just kind of holding their breath and snapping piccures?! Sooooooooo here I am snappin pictures along with EVERYONE else trying to capture THAT SPECIAL MOMENT!!!
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Soooo the bride is walking down the aisle, getting closer and closer and CLOSER and I'm just snapping away... and she gets closer to me... RIGHT when she is walking by me and I whisper to her, YOU look BEAUTIFUL...
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And RIGHT as I say that...I try to snap ONE MORE PIC AND...my camera goes FLYING out of my hand!!! HITS THE BRIDE!!! And then goes ROLLING across the back of her dress and just LAYING on her train!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WAS LIKE OMW!!! I definatley made the moment SPECIAL!!! Of course...it took EVERYTHING in me NOT to break out into HYSTERICAL laughter!!! LOLOL!!! I don't if I actually MADE it!!! OH and yeah...I BROKE the camera too!!! MY SISTER'S camera!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
AT LEAST the bride had a good sense of humor about it...she said I made it MEMORABLE!!! I'm Just like WOW Mary!!! WOW!!! SERIOUSLEY...
