Single Saturday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Soooooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! I seriously have SUCH an AMAZING imagination!!!

Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!! (God-inpired-pickup line!)

So my brother, Abie Baby was preaching at church one evening, and in his message he was talking about Job, as he was preaching and he was talking about how his one friend just stared at him 7 days before he even said anything to him, annnnnnnnnd as he was telling this story, I was suddenly struck by an inspiration FROM GOD, yes, I said, from God!!! ;)

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After church, I went running over to my brother, I was like, GOD inspired me with THE MOST AMAZING PICK UP LINE EVERRRRR during your preaching tonight, it goes like this...

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You may NOT be Job, 

buuuuuuuuuut

 I could stare at you

 for AT LEAST 7 days!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!😜🙌

My brother was like, REALLY??? That's what you got from my preaching???? (But he was laughing...it must be amazing to have a big sis like me!!! Jus sayin;) I was like HEY, at least you didn't read the scripture about Moses rod sprouting almonds, remember that HERE??? LOL 

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Hey you all have to admit tho, that's a pretty AWESOME PICK UP LINE!!! HERE is another amazing one I wrote!!!! If anyone uses it, PULEEEEEEZE let me know!!! Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com I guarantee you all this pick up line is a winner! If THE RIGHT guy said that pick-up line to me, liiiiiiiike HEEEEEY SISTER, I just may be liiiiiike,  HEEEEEEY BROTHER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. Isn't it crazy funny how when one person says something it would seem like THE MOST AMAZING AND ROMANTIC COMMENT EVERRRR annnnnnd yet someone else could literally say THE SAME EXACT THING to you and your just like, OK THAT WAS JUST CREEEEEEPY!!!! cRaZy right???

Single Saturday!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I found this meme I made from years ago... 

Is it technically considered a lie, if when asked by random strangers at gas stations or Starbucks or the grocery store, "Are you married?" If I respond back with, "Yes, I am Mary!"

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What do you think??? Truth, lie OR creative truth??? Hee, hee!!!! ;)

Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com

♥Mary Frances :)

Why i'm...

So the other day, one of my friends and I were joking back and forth about how these days, IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG in our lives...its...

COVID!!!

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Change shortage...COVID!!

Weight gain...COVID!!!

Job loss...COVID!!!

High gas prices...COVID!!!

Bad food...COVID!!!

Its hot in AZ...COVID!!!

My AC don't work...COVID!!!

Alternator on my car went out...COVID!!!

No free samples...COVID!!!

Boba shortage...COVID!!! - YES the boba shortage is real folks---found that out when the cray-cray in front of me FREAKED because they would only give her ONE SCOOP of boba instead of FOUR...ewww

SINGLE....yeeeeeeepPPP....

THAT's WHY i'm SINGLE...

Love in quarrantine until further notification!!! ;)

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My LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN IN QUARRANTINE SINCE BEFORE COVID EVEN EXISTED!!! I guess it was just taking precautions!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

I know a magic trick!!!

 Sooooooo you guys I want to share with you all my magic trick!!!! It's something I am sooooo gooood at!!! I'm NOT sure if it's a talent OR what buuuuuuuut my magic trick is this...

I CAN MAKE MONEY DISAPPEAR!!!

Faster than anyone I know too!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuuuut when I get married, it'll become a two-part magic ACT!!!!

Act 1: I make the money disappear

Act 2: HE MAKES THE MONEY REAPPEAR!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Literally over here laughing my head off!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. I have NOOOOOOO IDEA WHY I'm still single!!!!😇😉

If you're happy and you know it...(Singles Edition;)

THAAAAAAAAANK YOU!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Remember, there are worse things than being single: 

1. Being married and miserable 

2. Being Single and miserable!!! 

Whatever state you are in, be happy in Jesus, because the JOY OF THE LORD IS OUR STRENGTH!!!! 

"Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice."

 (Philippians 4:4)

Mary Frances :)

God-Inspired-pick-up-line!!! ;))))

So my brother, Abie Baby was preaching at church a few Sunday Eves ago and in his message he was talking about Job, as he was preaching and he was talking about how his one friend just stared at him 7 days before he even said anything to him, annnnnnnnnd as he was telling this story, I was suddenly struck by an inspiration FROM GOD, yes, I said, from God!!! ;)

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After church, I went running over to my brother, I was like, GOD inspired me with THE MOST AMAZING PICK UP LINE EVERRRRR during your preaching tonight, it goes like this...

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You may NOT be Job, 

buuuuuuuuuut

 I could stare at you

 for AT LEAST 7 days!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!😜🙌

My brother was like, REALLY??? That's what you got from my preaching???? (But he was laughing...it must be amazing to have a big sis like me!!! Jus sayin;) I was like HEY, at least you didn't read the scripture about Moses rod sprouting almonds, remember that HERE??? LOL Hey you all have to admit tho, that's a pretty AWESOME PICK UP LINE!!! If anyone uses it, PULEEEEEEZE let me know!!! Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com I guarantee you all this pick up line is a winner! If THE RIGHT guy said that pick-up line to me, liiiiiiiike HEEEEEY SISTER, I just may be liiiiiike,  HEEEEEEY BROTHER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. Isn't it crazy funny how when one person says something it would seem like THE MOST AMAZING AND ROMANTIC COMMENT EVERRRR annnnnnd yet someone else could literally say THE SAME EXACT THING to you and your just like, OK THAT WAS JUST CREEEEEEPY!!!! cRaZy right???

Hey Girl, HEEEEEEYYY!!!

Don't be the kind of woman...
that always needs a man,

BE THE KIND OF WOMAN...

that ONE MAN really needs!!!

This saying speaks volumes to me. There is something about learning HOW to be your own person that is dependent on God. Someone was talking recently about how there really aren't a lot of options here in AZ for singles and someone else spoke up and said, WELL, you really don't NEED a lot of options, your ONLY MARRYING ONE PERSON, you ONLY NEED GOD'S WILL! Be a woman that ONLY NEEDS God's will, and EVENTUALLY, IF it's God's will;) they'll be a man, THAT ONLY NEEDS GOD'S WILL!!! 

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I think there is a lot to be said about a person that can wait on God. You don't need to CONTINUALLY be in a relationship WHILE YOUR WAITING for God's will for your life. Plus, you can SAVE YOURSELF AND OTHERS, a lot of drama and heartbreak, if you'll learn how to just be!!! Just be and Learn how to DEPEND ON GOD while you wait. Of course that doesn't mean that THE FIRST relationship your in is going to work out, relationships are the in between a YES AND NO for marriage, BUUUUUUUT...you know if your the kind of person that just HAS to have someone to depend on, don't BE THAT PERSON!!! You don't ALWAYS NEED A MAN, buuuuuuuuut...

YOU ALWAYS NEED JESUS!!!

DEPEND ON HIM!!! 

"But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus." (Philippians 4:9)

♥Mary Frances :)

When girls are liiiiiiiiiiike...

Me annnnd my husband hardly ever fight!!! Everyone's liiiiiiiiiike, NOOOOOO REALLY??? Annnnnnnnnnnnd i'm like, IF you think THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, I can ACTUALLY BEAT THAT...

MY HUSBAND AND I, 

Have NEVERRRRR had a fight!!!

(NOT EVEN ONCE!!!)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. Weeeeeeeelllll, at least I don't think we've ever had a fight, it IS possible to have fought with him if I didn't know he was THE ONE...YA know!?!?!;)

Failed Match-making???

Sooooooooo the other day I was hanging out with my friends and someone asked me if I had hooked up a certain couple, so I was like, Oh no that wasn't me, I had NOTHING to do with them at all!!! So then someone was like, buuuut you've gotten together quite a few couples, so I'm like, yeah...then they're like, have you ever tried to hook some one up and it did NOT WORK???

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So I'm like, OH YEAH, DEFINITLEY HAPPENED...A LOT!!! They're all like, REALLY??? LIKE WHO??? Sooooo i'm like, Ummmmmmmmm...TRYING to think of some failed match-ups to actually name and I'm like, weeeeeelllll ... Ummmmm.... lets see, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll... people that didn't work out...weeeeeelllll...

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THE FIRST PERSON ON THAT LIST THAT COMES TO MIND WOULD HAVE TO BE...

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Everyone starts laughing...buuuuut liiiiike...For REALZ, failed hook-ups for ME AND EVERY GUY I've EVER LIKED!!! I can find someone for EVERYONE buuuuuuuut ME!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuut WHAT CAN I SAY...

There are some people that are beyond MY HELP!!!

There are SOME PEOPLE, that only GOD CAN HOOK UP...

Annnnnnnnd ONLY GOD could find a RIGHT MATCH...

for a girl like this!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

By the time I get married...

So this past Sunday at the Berkley church, they had Bro. Willowbee(Okay I have NO IDEA how to spell it) preach due to the fact that the newlyweds, Bro. and Sis. Kifle were starting their honeymoon. So Bro. Willowbee preached this really good message that I NEEDED to hear...LOL...buuuut...

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I was like totally laughing in my head at one point because he was talking about how we're all waiting for something in life. What he's waiting for and what we all are waiting for may all be different from each other but the fact is the same that we are ALL waiting for something. And he was just talking to us about how we wonder WHY God is making us wait and he said, BUT IN THE WAITING, God is working on us and helping us to become more, etc...

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Annnnnnnnnd I'm sitting there and I'm thinking in my head like, okaaaaaaaaaaay I think we ALL KNOW WHAT I'M WAITING FOR...husband... in case you actually didn't know...BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Then later on i'm thinking about it and I'm like, Okaaaaaaaaay God, I understand about the whole, YOU MAKING ME A BETTER PERSON WHILE I'M WAITING FOR A HUSBAND THING, I get it, I REALLY DO, buuuuuuuuut liiiiiiiike,

HOW MUCH AWESOMER CAN I POSSIBLEY GET AND STILL BE HUMAN???

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Jus sayin!!!

I mean really, this must be some kind of amazing man your preparing me for because I feel like IF I were to get any more amazing than what I already am, I'd be sprouting wings!!!

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BAHAHAHAHA!! Fo realz you guys, I'm gonna be walking down the aisle toward my groom and he's going to break out singing...♪♫♫

♫I believe...

SHE CAN FLY!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

The MOMENT YOU KNOW!!!

So the other night I'm at Walmart doing some grocery shopping. I'm standing in line, putting my stuff on the belt when one of my Greek yogurts (Btw: Dannon light and easy greek yogurts are ONLY  80 calories and 12 grams of protein!) falls out of my, drops and rolls on the ground and much to my horror, splats open and a HUGE blob of Greek yogurt goes on the ankle of the work pants of the man in front of me!!! I gasped in horror thinking this man is going to be sooooo ANGRY with me,

I AM SOOOO SORRY SIR!!!

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He kinda just glances back at his pants, shrugs and says,

It's all GOOD, stuff happens!!!

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I was ASTOUNDED by his response, It's ALL GOOD, STUFF HAPPENS...I mean I'm THE KIND OF GIRL, that A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENS, and to hear a man say that it was ALL GOOD????

A MAN THAT SAYS THAT???? In one moments of time, I KNEW, I JUST KNEW!!! 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! For realz people...Right there, on the spot, on the cash register at WALMART, I got down on ONE KNEE and BEGGED...BAHAHAHA...NOoooo juuuuuust KIDDING!!! Whaaaaaaat REALLY happened was that I silently, shamefully put the rest of my groceries on the conveyor belt, and I DID think, Okaaaaaaaaaay, we should PROBABLY get married then!!! THEN I watched in MORE horror as part of the blob of yogurt glopped off his pant leg and on to the floor, the rest just stayed smeared on his pants!!! What do I do???

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I was like, ummmmm, do you have any paper towels to the cashier!!! She handed me some and I wiped up the blog, then I stared at the smear on his pants, should I wipe that too???? The cashier was like, did you get it all cleaned up? I'm like, Ummmm, uh, UMMMMMMM...??? The man just takes the paper towel and calmly wipes his pant leg, grabs his stuff and throws away the mess on the way out...I'm just staring, like,

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIT,

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME??????

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Sooooooooo the moral of this story is that I DID NOT get a husband at Walmart last night, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I did realize ONE MORE THING that I will need in whomever I marry,

SOMEONE THAT IS JUST CHILL WHEN MY,

"STUFF HAPPENS"!!!

CAN I GET AN AMEN????

♥Mary Frances :)

SIngle Saturday #5

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This IS SOOOOO ME!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seriously, I have a KING size and I sleep across THE WHOLE BED!!!

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Send me all your "They're soooo single they________________"

Ex: They're soooooo single they only kind of cheese Walmart would let them by is Kraft SINGLE slices!" (Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com)

♥Mary Frances :)

SIngle Saturday #3

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll...that'll PREACH!!! :)))

That's right! Can I get an AMEN from the AMEN corna????

Send me all your "They're soooo single they________________"

Ex: They're soooooo single they only kind of cheese Walmart would let them by is Kraft SINGLE slices!" (Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com)

♥Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday #2

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Gooooood ONE!!! :))))

Send me all your "They're soooo single they________________"

Ex: They're soooooo single they only kind of cheese Walmart would let them by is Kraft SINGLE slices!" (Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com)

♥Mary Frances :)

My cookies!!!

Sooooooooooo I made my peanut butter cookies yesterday and let me tell you something, I have like the most amazingist PB cookie recipe EVERRRR!!! My mom was the one that found this recipe and this was one of the recipes I did vicariously for her in her bedridden days!!! (They're also gluten and dairy free)

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Soooooooooooooo I make the cookies and then OF COURSE i'm sampling my cookies...annnnnnnd I take a bite and its SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!!! Its soft and just melts into my mouth...I'm like, Mmmmmmmmm!!! Mmmmmm...this is SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD,

HOW AM I NOT MARRIED YET???

Then i'm like, OH YEAH...I've eaten to many of my own cookies!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously could NOT stop laughing after that!!! But really people, do you know HOW hard it is in life, TO BE YOUR OWN BIGGEST TEMPTATION??? Oh the wonders of being ME!!! Hee, hee!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Reason #58479202744888 WHY I'm still single!!!

I know, I know, it's THE MYSTERY OF THIS CENTURY...

WHY IS MARY

STILL SINLGLE???

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I know, I know, I wonder this on a daily basis, the answer would HAVE TO BE GOD, I mean, WHY ELSE??? I simply can't fathom another answer!!! Anywayz, Sometimes I like to wonder WHY God still has me as SINGLE annnnnnd I came up with another simply BRILLIANT REASON...

IRONING!!!

Ironing is THE ONE house hold chore that I simply am NOT good at!!! I mean, I'm SURE that there are a lot of neat freaks that would argue with me about that being THE ONLY household chore I am NOT good at, buuuuuuut IN MY EYES, IRONING is the only one!!! Hee, hee!!!

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Annnnnnd as we all know, MEN seem to wear button up shirts that NEED to be ironed!! Of course, I don't want to be the kind of wife that make her husband iron all his shirts or go to the dry cleaners...UNLESS he wants to, which, I'm thinking HE WOULD after he had me ironing for him...AHEM!!! LOL

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Buuuuuuuut I was talking to Hanna about this the other day and she was saying that MOST MEN'S DRESS SHIRTS ARE NOW...

NO IRON!!! WRINKLE FREE!!! How AMAZING IS THAT??? I figure that God's been waiting for this technology in the clothing industry to take place BEFORE he blessed some man with me!!!

So WHY am I still single???

 

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT YET LIVING IN A WRINKLE FREE WORLD!!!

The day I get married my friends, will be THE DAY we can THROW OUT ALL IRONS FOREVERRRRR!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

God CAN do it!!!!

I loooooooooove this!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is such and an awesome quote!!! You guys, you JUST NEVERRRR know what God is going to do or HOW he is going to do!!! You may think that there is NO ONE, buuuuuuuuuuuut God can make a way out of now way, he can make SOMETHING out of NOTHING!!! Just hold on tight...God can do ANYTHING my friends, ANYTHING!!! :))))

♥Mary Frances :)

ACTUALLY YES...

Soooooooooo today I was just driving along, care freely, driver's window down, (Cuz it won't go up!;) letting the wind blow my hair in the breeze, and I started thinking about the story of Naomi and Ruth. My mind specifically went to the part RIGHT BEFORE Ruth says her famous words that we now use in weddings. The part where Naomi is telling her two daughter-in-laws to depart from her and go home with their own families. And this  part of the scripture specifically went through my mind...

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"Turn again, my daughters, go your way; for I am too old to have an husband. If I should say, I have hope, if I should have an husband also to night, and should also bear sons; Would ye tarry for them till they were grown?..." (Ruth 1:12-13)

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Basically, in todays language, what Naomi was saying was, "EVEN I got married today, annnnnnd I got pregnant, and the baby HAPPENED TO BE MALE, WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO WAIT FOR THEM TILL THEY WERE GROWNUPS TO BE YOUR HUSBANDS??? And from what is shown in the Bible, these two VERY SINGLE CHICKS, never actually answered her question!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut in my mind I was thinking,
You might be VERY SINGLE IF...
 YOUR LIKE ME AND YOU  JUST SAID...

 ACTUALLY...
YES...

I WOULD WAIT!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hi, My name is Mary and I'm single,

very, VERY, VEEERRRYYY SINGLE!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!

I'm thinkin like, OKAAAAAAYYYY...buuuuuut the deal IS I get THE FIRST BORN  annnnnnnd I don't wanna meet him till he's like 30!!! (Soooooo I won't be getting married til my 60's...No biggie...gives me time to GROW UP!!!) Sooooooooo I'm just driving along, CRACKING UP LAUGHING!!! Duuuuuude Mary, you SOOOO HILARIOUS!!! And thank God for His hand of protection during my laughing fit while driving!!!

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Like, Orpah, Ruth, I feel ya sista's... Ya'all shoulda JUST SAID YES!!! :)))))) Now there's a sermon title, "WHAT IF THEY HAD SAID YES?!?!" Buuuuuuut really, THINK ABOUT IT, how would that have changed history??? Imagine it in the faith chapter, "And by FAITH, Naomi got remarried in her old, old, OLD AGE!!! Annnnnnd BY FAITH, those chics WAITED FOR THEIR HUSBAND!!!" Oh yeah, someone get me a mike...where's my amen corner now???? And before alter call, lets all join together singing, ♫♫I'll say yes Lord. yes♪ I'll say yes Lord yes, to your will and to your way! ♫ When your spirit speaks to me, WITH MY WHOLE HEART I'll agree...I will trust  you and obey...!♪♫ Can you IMAGINE???? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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"Turn again, my daughters, go your way; for I am too old to have an husband. If I should say, I have hope, if I should have an husband also to night, and should also bear sons; Would ye tarry for them till they were grown?..." YES!!! (Ruth 1:12-13)

 Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

♥Mary Frances :)