Classic Mary Moments: Church Van Adventures

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Friday, September 11, 2020

Another Superpower!!!

Some time ago, at a family get together, one of my nephews thought he could freak me out while trying to escape from his beloved Aunt Mary's hugs on the couch! As a final resort of torture to get me away, he stuck his feet in my face and said I'd have to smell his smelly feet if I tried to hug him!!! I just shrugged and said, I don't care!!! I'm NOT scared of smelly feet threats, i said, I'm NOT scared because of my superpower!!! You wanna know what my superpower is???

I RIDE THE CHURCH VAN!!!

Annnnnnnnd that

is MY SUPERPOWER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

(Cuz if you can endure church van pick-ups-SMELLY FEET ARE NOTHING!!!)

♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, April 19, 2019

The Cherry On Top!!!

Remembering something that's just TOO HILARIOUS, to NOT share!!! So right after my mom died I was talking to dad of one the kids I bring to church. He was asking me how I was doing with everything, then he tells me that he really understands what I'm going through cuz he was his grandma's caregiver when she was dying! He's like, and let me tell you something, THAT WAS NOT EASY!!!

My grandma was bedridden, she had Kidney failure, Heart failure, Alztheimers, Pnomonia, Lung cancer, ANNNNNNND...

BED BUGS!!!

#busministrylaughs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Of course I waited til I left to ACTUALLY start laughing, buuuut man!!! THANK GOD that was ONE THING my mom did NOT have...BED BUGS!!! Phew!!! Every time YOU think your life is going down hill, name ALL the things that are going wrong and then say,

BUUUUUUUUUUT...

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE BED BUGS!!!

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That seriously cracked me up! Gave me a really good laugh amidst my sadness!!! Why take a break from the work of the Lord in your time of grief, God's work will only brighten your day!!!

♥Mary Frances

P.S. No offense to anyone out there that may have bed bugs...I HOPE I never do!!!

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!