The Cherry On Top!!!

Remembering something that's just TOO HILARIOUS, to NOT share!!! So right after my mom died I was talking to dad of one the kids I bring to church. He was asking me how I was doing with everything, then he tells me that he really understands what I'm going through cuz he was his grandma's caregiver when she was dying! He's like, and let me tell you something, THAT WAS NOT EASY!!!

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My grandma was bedridden, she had Kidney failure, Heart failure, Alztheimers, Pnomonia, Lung cancer, ANNNNNNND...

BED BUGS!!!

 

#busministrylaughs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Of course I waited til I left to ACTUALLY start laughing, buuuut man!!! THANK GOD that was ONE THING my mom did NOT have...BED BUGS!!! Phew!!! Every time YOU think your life is going down hill, name ALL the things that are going wrong and then say,

BUUUUUUUUUUT...

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE BED BUGS!!!

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That seriously cracked me up! Gave me a really good laugh amidst my sadness!!! Why take a break from the work of the Lord in your time of grief, God's work will only brighten your day!!!

♥Mary Frances

P.S. No offense to anyone out there that may have bed bugs...I HOPE I never do!!!

Classic Mary Grand ___________ Moment!!!

 Soooooooooo for the last month and a half or so, T's car has been shaking really badly, it was getting worse and worse, so she decided to take it in to the mechanic on Monday. Dreading what was wrong and the price it was going to cost, WHAAAAT a relief it was to her that it was ONLY one of tires! He said to get it changed ASAP!!! Weeeeeeellll, being the AMAAAAZING lil sis that I am, I offered to take it in for her while she was at work! ;)

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So yesterday we switched vehicles in the morning. I brought T's car to discount tire for her and when they were done I went out and saw that they had pulled the van up, with the door open and waiting, I got in and was about to pull away when this lil Asian man came running out, mouth hanging open and a panicked look on his face...

Apparently,

 I was in the WRONG VAN!!!

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I was like, Ooooooooh, I was wondering what the tools and pile of men's clothing on the passenger's seat was. I thought maybe the Discount Tire Men had gotten hot and discarded their shirts, I mean, this is AZ  SUMMER we're talking about, and LEFT their shirts and tools on the seat of the van! I figured my sister could just deal with it, after all, I have a BOOK to write and don't have time to deal with sweaty men's clothing!!! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

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Annnnnnd really, it may seem airheaded of me to almost drive off in the wrong vehicle, buuuuuut REALLY, who just pulls their vehicle up to the entrance of a building, leaves the keys in, door open??? It's NOT like we're living in Mitford, this is PHOENIX we're talking about!!! Bet he'll neverrrr do that again!!! I like to think I just kept him a little SAFER for the future...maybe even helped prevent him from REALLY getting his car stolen!!! BAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

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Anywayz, my sis was like, so on your way home, did you notice if the van had stopped shaking?! I was like, Ummmmm...I don't know, buuuuuuuuut considering that I almost drove away in the WRONG VAN, I'm probably THE WRONG PERSON to be asking!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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Sooooooooooo there you guys have it, 

THE CLASSIC MARY GRAND

 

AUTO THEFT MOMENT!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Words of my FUTURE HUSBAND!!!

This will be my husband talking about me after ten years of marriage!!!

Bahahahahahaha!!!

♥Mary Frances :)