Happy Brain-boosting Wednesday(WHY Eve ate the apple AND who invented shopping???)

Here's your middle-of-the-week brain booster!!!

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Ok, ok, okaaaaaaaaaaaay I know all you hoity-toity Bible scholars out there that just read my title and your liiiiike, ACTUALLY the Bible doesn't say it was an apple, we really don't KNOW what kind of fruit it was...YEAH, I know that, so NOW that we got that out of the way, lets move ourselves right along...

"Did you know???..."

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WHY DID EVE EAT THAT APPLE???

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WHO INVENTED SHOPPING???

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I was at a Bible study my pastor was teaching a while ago and he was talking about how when Eve ate the fruit, her and Adam immediately knew they were naked and so they went and made themselves clothes out of fig leaves and suddenly, I knew WHY Eve must have eaten that apple... as we were sitting there it hit me...

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WHAT IF EVE JUST WANTED

 TO GO SHOPPING???????

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Has anyone everrrrrrr DARED TO WONDER THAT BEFORE??? 

Yes, yes you guys, in the middle of Pastor's teaching, I had a SHOPPING REVELATION!!! 

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Think about it ladies, IF IT WERE NOT FOR EVE, 

SHOPPING WOULD HAVE NEVERRRR BEGAN!!!! 

Literally you guys, 

EVE INVENTED SHOPPING!!! 

"...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll NOW YOU DO, annnnnnnnnd don't you FORGET IT!!!" (AIO BTV quote;)
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Annnnnnnnd from the bottom of my big fluffy heart,

 I just wanna say...

THANK GOD FOR SHOPPING!!!

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Now, to all you SHOPPING HATERRRRS out there, your all reading this and the only thing your getting from all this is, SEE, shopping IS EVIL!!! I have one friend particularly that is reading this right now, and thinking see, I TOLD YOU, yeah, I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING BRO, buuuuuuuuuuuuuut before you get to far with your shopping bashing, just know this, GOD ENFORCES SHOPPING!!! Uh, huh, that's right, HE DOES!!! 

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GOD PROMOES SHOPPING:

Are you guys ready for this??? Cuz you see, Adam and Eve clothed themselves with fig leaves and when God saw them he was like, (Mary translation of Genesis 3:21) "NAW GIRRRRRL" you need MORE CLOTHES!!!" Yes, yes you guys, once shopping STARTED, 

GOD PROMOTED AND ENFORCED IT!!!

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Annnnnnnnnnnd once again, God takes the bad and turns it for good!!!

Ain't that JUST LIKE THE LORD!?!?!? 

Can I get an amen from all you sisters out there???

Pardon me a moment while I have a lil dance!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Brain-boosing Wednesday!!!

Here's your middle-of-the-week brain booster!!!

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"Did you know???..."

What scatology means???? YEEEES, that is a REAL WORD!!! 

Soooooooooo we were playing games at the church a few Sunday nights ago, and the word was SCATOLOGY! If you you've never played  BALDERDASH, it is an incredibly FUNNNNN game where you make up definitions for extremely rare words, then they all get read and  you have to guess which one is the actual definition. The thing is, is that SOMETIMES, the definition is really crazy, sooooo you NEVERRRR know which one could possibly be right!!! 

Btw: I would like to add in that I WON the game, 

EVEN THO Stultz said it was UNJUSTLY...Psh✋

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Weeeeeellllll THE WORD WAS SCATOLOGY and Denae came up with THE AWESOMEST definition everrrrr!!! 

Every time we play this game, there is usually ONE definition that wins the BEST DEFINITION EVERRR AWARD from me annnnnnnnd DENAE ONE THIS TIME!!!! She said: Scatology: The Study of getting rid of boyfriends!!!! Get it??? Like, SCAT, get out of here? SCAT??? AHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! 

Good one Denae, 

GOOD ONE!!! 

"...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll NOW YOU DO, annnnnnnnnd don't you FORGET IT!!!" (AIO BTV quote;)
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. If you want THE ACTUAL definition of scatology go HERE, but it's not nearly as exciting as Denae's!!!