Classic Mary Moments: Returns

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Dream about MOM!!!

I had THE FUNNIEST dream about my mom the other day!!! In the dream she was alive, well this happens A LOT in my dreams, BUUUUUT she was alive and I was like, MOM, I thought you died! And she was like, no! I'm like, we even had you creamated! She's like, Uh huh! That's what they want you to think so they can get your money!!!! Ask them what the ashes REALLY are!!! She's all, you know what YOU SHOULD DO, is take those "ASHES" you paid for and tell them you want a REFUND!!!

Seriousley, that is sooooooo a MOMMISH dream!!! She was ALWAYS having me return stuff to the store for, even toilet paper once, she was like, Mary, I was looking at the receipt that is THE MOST EXPENSIVE toilet paper, return it!!! AHAHAHA!!! I'm sure IF it were possible, my mom WOULD have me get a refund on her creamation!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was a funny dream!!! I LOOOOOOVE MY MOM!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Returnin Charmin!!!

I just got off the phone with my lovely mother, AND after our little convo, i just can't help but wonder, WHY?!?! WHY ME?!?! Why am I ALWAYS the one that has to RETURN stuff for my mom?!?! There are FIVE of us children, BUT for some reason, I am THE CHOSEN one to ALWAYS return stuff for her when it rings up wrong OR SOMETHING!!! LOL I guess she knows that I am the only one that will ACTUALLY do it!!! The two firstborns, T & Joe, FORGET IT!!! Then John, he is SOOO BOSSY, he is basically just another firstborn, then there is Abie, the baby of the family, AND of course he would do it, BUT, since EVERYTHING is always bought from Fry's, which is the grocery store he works at, my mom feels bad askin him to return stuff to his place of work...HAHA!!!

Sooooo I think the worst thing I have EVER had to return for my mom is TOILET PAPER!!! BAHAHAHA! So she gives my little brother Abe a list of stuff to buy when he gets off work one day AND on the list was toilet paper. WELL the next thing I know she is callin me up, "ABRAHAM GOT THE WRONG KIND OF TOILET PAPER!" I'm like, wrong kind? How can there be a WRONG KIND OF TP?!?! She is like, 'He got the EXPENSIVE kind!" I'm like, okaaaaaaay.... Expensive TOILET PAPER?!?! What is this like, THE BURBERRY BRAND OF TP or what?!?!? Ahahahahahahaha!!! She is like he got Charmin and we only use SCOTT Tissue cuz it's the cheapest and you get the most quanity!! So i'm like well mom, did Abe use his money or yours? She is like HIS, I'm like WELL THEN WHO CARES!!??!?! And she is like thats NOT THE POINT!!! Its a waste of money to spend it on EXPENSIVE TOILET PAPER!!!

Sooooo OF COURSE, the next thing I know, I'm being picked up AND dropped off @ Fry's! There I am, standin in line @ the customer service desk with THE EXPENSIVE TOILET PAPER in my arms!!! LOL! So it's my turn and i'm like, ummm, I need to return this, and I give them the reciept and they are like, is there anything wrong with it? I'm like, Uh NO! They are like, what is the reason for your return? I'm like uh...ummmmm...cuz I mean, WHAT am I supposed to say??? It's to expensive! Or We're SOOO GHETTO we can't afford this brand? Or WELL my mom prefers the cheap kind that feels like sandpaper??? BAHAHA! Soooo i'm like, Uh...ummm....uh...ummmmm...."We don't need it." They just look at me like, OH REALLY??? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Then I was talkin to one of my friends later on and I was tellin her about this WHOLE "EXPENSIVE" Toilet paper ordeal and then later on in the convo we were talking about this cute guy...OF COURSE...and I was like, What kind of girl do you see him with? AND without missing a beat she was like, A GIRL THAT RETURNS EXPENSIVE TOILET when she is asked too! HAHA! I was like, I AM SOOOOOO SURE!!! It would be my luck that I end up with... Bossy-MR. FRUGAL, makin me return stuff like "EXPENSIVE" toilet paper!!! Basically, that describes my little brother JOHN...not that I would mind...we get along GREAT and HEEEEEEY, if he's cute...It's ALL GOOD!!!! LOLOL!!! ;) ;) ;)

Soooooo YEAH,

I return expensive toilet paper...

I just added it to the TOP OF MY WIFE RESUME!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!