First 2021 Happy Monday!!!

Soooooooooooo TRUE!!!

Anyone besides me gonna 

ACTUALLY admit to this???

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! This is literally SOOOOOOO ACCUTATE!! Yesterday, Pastor was like, for everyone in the church that has been stating that they have weight loss goals for this new year, I'm going to help you all out by doing a 3 day fast!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! We're like, Oh YAAAAAAYYY!!! BAHAHAAA!!!

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Then me and one of the brother's were talking after church and he was like, I actually had to STOP doing the Daniel Fast because after 10 days on it I was gaining weight. I was OMW!!! So I'm NOT THE ONLY ONE that has GAINED WEIGHT on the Daniel Fast?!?!?! 😂

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I'm like, I feel sooooooo much better knowing this!!! He's like, yeah, I guess three baked potatoes in one day is STILL too much!!! I'm like, YEAH, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll, I found out that ONE JAR of raw-unsweetened almond butter in one day, is ALSO TOO MUCH!!!!!😂😇😂

♥Mary Frances :)

Every year...

No, REALLY you guys!!! BAHAHAHA!!! Despite my life on a CONTINUOUS diet annnnnnnnnd my fast days, (Annnnnnnd YES people, I DO believe in fasting for your future spouse, I'll post about that sometime!!! HEE, HEE!!!)  I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS  in the statistics!!! I was reading that the other day annnnnnd I was like, REALLY???? WOW!!! NOT ME!!! AHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. If ONLY I wasn't such a GOOD COOK...then MAYBE I could make it to the statistics...MAYBE...Oh wait ANNNNND if there was no such thing as CHOCOLATE...THEN MAYBE...Oh wait...annnnnnd IF there was no such thing as pizza... then MAYBE...Okaaaaaay yeah...I don't think I'll ever make it into the statistics!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

MJ back in the day!!!

The other day I was remembering this HILARIOUS moment with MJ from when she was probably like 7ish or so years old!!!

Sooo at this time, the big diet craze that we were all doing was Weight Watchers, like me, my sis and quite a few people at church were doing weight watchers...soooo of course we're ALWAYS talking about it!!! 

WEEEEEELLLLL  this one day,  I am at the store with my neice MJ. As we are cruisin around with our cart, MJ VERY KINDLY, looks over at this lady who is a little chunky but NOT huge, then she says to me loud and clear for ALL the world to hear, "OH Mary!" She says in total excitement, "WE SHOULD TELL THAT LADY ABOUT WEIGHT WATCHERS!!!!" I just stood there...FROZEN in place...mouth hangin open...like OMW!!! What do you say? What do you do???

AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!

I'm like, OMW MARY JO!!!

I think maybe WE SHOULD GO BUY SOME DUCT TAPE....

FOR YOUR MOUTH!!!

(Of course, after the 10-second shock wore off, I was HYSTERICAL!;)

♥Mary Frances :)

ME teaching math!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The ONLY way I could probabley RELATE with algebra!!!

Forgetting to eat...

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"You know sometimes I forget to eat!"
Have you ever had a skinny friend that says that?!?! I forgot to eat!!! I have a friend that says that ALL the time....I am like what?!?! I mean seriousley, come on...how do you forget to eat?!?!
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Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, my name, my phone number, my age and my purse, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
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HAHAHA!!! Luv ya Jac!!! Your most Defanatley a SPECIAL kind of stupid!!! ;)