The MOMENT YOU KNOW!!!

So the other night I'm at Walmart doing some grocery shopping. I'm standing in line, putting my stuff on the belt when one of my Greek yogurts (Btw: Dannon light and easy greek yogurts are ONLY  80 calories and 12 grams of protein!) falls out of my, drops and rolls on the ground and much to my horror, splats open and a HUGE blob of Greek yogurt goes on the ankle of the work pants of the man in front of me!!! I gasped in horror thinking this man is going to be sooooo ANGRY with me,

I AM SOOOO SORRY SIR!!!

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He kinda just glances back at his pants, shrugs and says,

It's all GOOD, stuff happens!!!

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I was ASTOUNDED by his response, It's ALL GOOD, STUFF HAPPENS...I mean I'm THE KIND OF GIRL, that A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENS, and to hear a man say that it was ALL GOOD????

A MAN THAT SAYS THAT???? In one moments of time, I KNEW, I JUST KNEW!!! 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! For realz people...Right there, on the spot, on the cash register at WALMART, I got down on ONE KNEE and BEGGED...BAHAHAHA...NOoooo juuuuuust KIDDING!!! Whaaaaaaat REALLY happened was that I silently, shamefully put the rest of my groceries on the conveyor belt, and I DID think, Okaaaaaaaaaay, we should PROBABLY get married then!!! THEN I watched in MORE horror as part of the blob of yogurt glopped off his pant leg and on to the floor, the rest just stayed smeared on his pants!!! What do I do???

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I was like, ummmmm, do you have any paper towels to the cashier!!! She handed me some and I wiped up the blog, then I stared at the smear on his pants, should I wipe that too???? The cashier was like, did you get it all cleaned up? I'm like, Ummmm, uh, UMMMMMMM...??? The man just takes the paper towel and calmly wipes his pant leg, grabs his stuff and throws away the mess on the way out...I'm just staring, like,

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIT,

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME??????

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Sooooooooo the moral of this story is that I DID NOT get a husband at Walmart last night, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I did realize ONE MORE THING that I will need in whomever I marry,

SOMEONE THAT IS JUST CHILL WHEN MY,

"STUFF HAPPENS"!!!

CAN I GET AN AMEN????

♥Mary Frances :)

My PERFECT man...

Okaaaaaaaay so I think I MAY hav met the PERFECT man for ME while in Bohol!!! FO realz!!! Okaaaay sooo we were doing this whole tour of the island and let me tell you it is ABSOLUTLEY BEAUTIFUL!!! Soooo we are stopping at this little zoo thing...and we had driven a ways out into like the farm and country area and it was just like soooo tropical and green that when I got out of the van I OF COURSE...wanted to WHAT???

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Take a picture of myself  OF COURSE!!! LOL sooooooo I'm standing on the edge of the road TRYING to get a good pic of myself when these two Filipino young ladies and one Filipino guy come running out to me and they were like...

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You are VERY beautiful Ma'aam!!! Sooo I'm like OH THANK YOU!!! And the girls were like, He wants to take YOUR PICTURE FOR YOU!!! Sooooo I'm like Okay...SURE!!!! AND soooo he did!!!!!

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Then He just...he just FOLLOWED me around AND ANY TIME I was goinna try and get a self portrait of myself with ANYTHING...He was RIGHT THERE...I WILL TAKE IT FOR YOU ma'aam!!!
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But it was like he didn't want anything from me...He just wanted to be there to HELP ME Capture myself...and he didn't even roll  his eyes about it...it was like he could totally understand WHY I would want to capture myself...and he was MORE THAN WILLING to do it!!! what do you all think???

PROPOSAL TIME OR WHAT??? ;) 

♥Mary Frances :)

KIM!!!!!!

Sometimes she makes me laugh SOOOOOOO HARD I have to spit out my drink... just so I don't choke to death!!!

For example...

The other day Kim & I were lookin at a Pentecostal couple's weddin website and we were  readin about this couples proposal story and the girl says that he got her a DIAMOND WATCH!!! And Kim was like, "OMW MARY!!! OMW!!! I want a DIAMOND WATCH!!!" And I'm like thinkin ummmm...And she is like, MARRRRRY I want a diamond watch when I get married...Then before I can even think of something else to say she says...

"So I can pawn it later on...You know...when times are rough!!!"

I was like OMW Kim SHUT UP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! She was like HEEEEEY I'm just plannin ahead!!! (She has been readin Dave Ramsey's Money Makover, so I guess the diamond watch would just be her EMERGENCEY FUND!!! BAHAHAHA!!!)

See what I mean???

she is HILARIOUS!!!



♥Mary Frances :)