God's got my back!!!

WARNING!!!!

oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY  Soooooooo i'm jus saying that IF you LOVE Adventures In odyssey ANNNNNND IF you have not listened yet to VOLUME 59 annnnnnnnnnnnd IF you do NOT want anything that happens...DO NOT READ THIS BLOG POST!!! I am FORWARNING YOU ALL THat  I am about to ruin the WHOLE ALBUM FOR YOU with this post... I REPEAT...If you DO NOT WANT TO KNOW anything that happens...Do NOT SCROLL DOWN...

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Soooooooooo IF your an AIO listener ANNNND a faithful reader of this blog, you will know that I was ABSOLUTELY devastated when in the last AIO album, Wooton, the LOVE OF MY LIFE, proposed to Penny!!! Refresh your memory HERE!!!

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As you all know, I was heart broken! I was devastated!!! I had risked my heart for the 30-something-fluffy-kindhearted-crazy-vanilla man and he CRUSHED MY HEART!!! Soooooooooo When the first episode of album 59 came on and Penny was talking and I was making snide comments, my sister was like, OK i'm finding this SOOOO CREEPY, my sister is JEALOUS of a fictional character!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Buuuuut just for the record i'm starting to think that Penny is REALLY ANNOYINGLY DUMB!!! Hanna and I discussed this, her latest predictament, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT MARRIAGE IS!!!  Girrrrrrrl, you should of thought about that BEFORE you even got into a RELATIONSHIP!!! Hellllllllooooooo!!! The purpose of courtship is to see IF your compatible for MARRIAGE!!! Like DUH!!! Yes, i'm aware of the fact that these people are FICTIONAL, buuuuuut the writers of the program are NOT and they shoulda written that part BETTER!!! Jus sayin! Annnnnnnnnd her personality REALLY doesn't seem to balance Wooton out very well, I'M JUS SAYIN!!! (Not that mine would either!!! LOL;)

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Soooooooooo end of album 58 i'm HEARTBROKEN, buuuuuuuuut you can NOT tell me that its NOT GOD, that come the SECOND EPISODE OF ALBUM 59, who enters onto the scene???? Detective Landon Davidson...

A SINGLE...

 BLACK MAN!!!

*Be still my rapidly beating heart! ;)

 

.I told Stultz on Sunday, OKaaaaaaay, SOOOOO last AIO album a white man breaks my heart and LO and behold, the next album there is a SINGLE BLACK MAN, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THATS NOT GOD!!!

He was just shaking his head and laughing really hard!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

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I'm like, OMW, I can't believe it!!! I was just telling Hanna the other day that I thought I would probably end up marrying a white man! She was like, WHY? I'm like, because Hanna, there's like a shortage of Chocolate men in Pentecost...at least in these parts...LOL and THEN BAM out of no where, CHOCOLATE SHOWS UP!!! Annnnnd NOT only is he chocolate, he's like a POLICE OFFICER TOO!!! A chocolate man in a uniform!!! *Sigh! I'm like, WOW GOD, you really are looking out for me, YOU REALLY ARE!!!

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 Who knows, maybe, it'll happen just like it did on AIO, he'll show up out of no where!!! Maybe, JUST MAYBE, this cartoon from the chocolate factory will come true after all!!! HEE, HEE!!!

#YOUJUSTNEVERKNOW 

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy birthday Hanna!!!

Happppppppy 23rd birthday to my dear friend Hanna Banana!!!

 

Ain't she Beautiful??? Stunningly!!! When she reads that she'll probabley roll her eyes or something and be like, Really Mary? or something like that!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! Buuuuuuut really, YOU ARE HANNA!!! And more than anything, your beautiful on the inside!!! A true Apostolic Beauty, with a passion for the things of God!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut whatever you do, DON'T get on her bad side!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

Jk! Jk! She's a nurse, soooooo IF you do get on her bad side, she'll give you a band aid afterwards!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AnywayZ, I don't think its a coincidence that TODAY, of ALL DAYS, also just happens to be, NATIONAL CHOCOLATE CHIP DAY!!!

Liiiiiiiiike REALLY??? How AWESOME is that??? You can't tell me that's NOT a God thing!!!

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 Recently, one of my friends asked me HOW Hanna and I became friends? I was liiiiiiike WEEEEEEELLLL... to make the long story SHORT, I basically pursued a friendship with Hanna because I knew she was African!!! Yup, NO joke people!!! That's the honest to goodness truth!!! And she knows it to, if it wasn't for the fact that she was African, I don't know if we ever woulda become friends!!! See people, that's WHY you should always LOVE who you are, cuz you just NEVERRRR know if there is someone that has been waiting their WHOLE life to be friends with someone, JUST LIKE YOU!!! :)))))

Anywayz, aside from her being African, we instantly just clicked on spiritual matters...annnnnnnnd OF COURSE talking about guys!!! Hanna DO YOU REMEMBER our original theme song from WAAAAAAAY back in the day??? "He came looking for me!" Today, when we were all driving to the farm, that song came on and I was like, OH Stultz you gotta higher this song!!!! This is mine an Hanna's theme song!!! So Stultz starts listening to the words then just starts shaking his head and laughing!!! He's like, and for some reason I don't think you guys are singing about Jesus when you sing this!!! I'm like, Okaaaaaaaaay IF that's what you want to ASSUME, you can, buuuuuut that's NOT what I said!!! Hee, hee!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll...I could go on and on and on as you know my mouth and hands have an almost endless ability to keep saying stuff...ahahaha...buuuuuuut...I'll just say that you've been a very GOOOOOOD friend to me and I thank God for bringing us all together as friends!!! Thanks for excepting me for who I am, in all my crazy-weirdness, my chocolate obsession, my purrrrring, my Maryness, and well as you say, all the things that make me MAR BEAR!!!

Thanks for being one of my chocolate chips!!!

 Hee, hee!!! Purrrrrrrr!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. #summer2015=BESTSUMMEREVERRRR!!!

P.P.S. Don't forget that at SOME POINT during this summer, we gotta do my DREAM hairdo for you!!! High pony tail on top of your head, unstraightened, with wild curls cascading down, EVERYWHERE!!! OMW!!! Its gonna be sooooooooo CUUUUUUTE!!! Maybe a headband too!!! If anything, you can do your hair like this on MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Yes... ALWAYS!!!

I ran across this picture the other day and was showing it to people at church. It's me on like my 7th or 8th birthday with these little quint dolls I had received! I looooooved them because they were soooooo little annnnnnd SOOOOOO CUUUUUUUTE...annnnnnnnd well because they were CHOCOLATE!!! (DUH!;)

 

So Denae sees the picture and is like, are those little black babies? I'm like YEAH!!! She's like, WAIT, Soooooo you've ALWAYS been this way??? Even when you were a kid??? I started laughing...Then I said, YES, ALWAYS!!!! I don't know why but I've always had a really special place in my heart for chocolate people!!! 

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For as long as I can remember, I've ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY!!! I don't know when it first began,  but the earliest I can remember is at 4 years old!!! I was ALWAYS into baby dolls. That was MY THING! Well that year for Christmas, my sis got a REAL BABY DOLL and it was Asian looking!!! I was mesmerized by this doll, my sister coulda cared less about it, she would much rather have been outside riding bikes with my brother and beating up the neighborhood boys!!!  She was NEVER interested in it, UNLESS I TOUCHED IT!!!! THEN she wanted it!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Sooooo I decided that for my birthday that year, I wanted MY OWN Real Baby Doll...buuuuuuuuuut I wanted mine to be BLACK!!! At four years old, for 6 months straight, I begged my mom for a black real baby doll!!! Annnnnnd for my 5th birthday, my wish was granted...I was estatic!!! I GOT MY FIRST BLACK BABY DOLL!!! Have I always been this way??? YES!!! ALWAYS!!!

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You can't tell me that a four year old in love with black people, is just a COINCIDENCE!!!! I believe it was ordained by God!!!  Its something God planned for me from my very beginning... I think When God made ME, he must have put a

CHOCOLATE MAGNET

INSIDE MY HEART!!!

Purrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Chocolate Baby Lovin!!!

Soooo when my grandson Phletcher was born, he was pretty vanilla-carmel lookin, I was like WHAT???? Like wheres the chocolate??? Hahaha!!! Weeeeellll... the day I was taking my Phletcher home from the hospital, I hadn't seen him in several days and the head nurse comes walking over to me and she is like, OH are you Mary? So I'm like oh yeah thats me, and she is like ok well we have Phletcher all ready for you to take home and I was like ok and I look at the baby in her arms and its like TOTALLY WHITE!!! Like STRAIGHT UP VANILLA!!! I was like WHAAAAAAT??? My grandbaby got even WHITER???

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Sooooo I don't say anything to the head nurse, but I think I may have looked kind of surprised and she is just like, Oh and Phletcher is right HERE...and she points to another lil baby annnnnd I'm like OOOOOOOOO and I go over and look AND there is my beautiful lil grandson... lookin all good and CHOCOLATELY!!!!! I was soooooooo HAPPY!!!

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(My friend Hanna explained to my vanilla self, that chocolate babies don't get their color right away and that you can tell how dark they will be by the color they are on the tips of their ears. I was like OH COOL!)And that night when I brought him to church my youth pastor and his wife were holding him and I was like telling them he is getting MORE CHOCOLATEY than when he was first born. And Bro. Sam says,

 God just keeps pouring in that chocolate syrup!!!

I was like OH YEAH THATS RIGHT!!!

And as far as I'm concerned...

THE MORE CHOCOLATE...

THE BETTER!!!

Wooooot! WOOOOOT!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Just call me GRANDMA!!!

Guess WHAAAAAAT everyone???

I'm A GRANDMA!!!

Fo REALZ!!! I know, cRaZy right?! K!!!! Sooooo this is the story...

Once upon a time, I had a beautiful lil Liberian girl from a troubled home come live with me!!! We LOVED each other with all our hearts... She was ten and I was 24 when this all happened...ANNNND had it been up to us, we would have lived together FOREVERRR!!! Buuuuut things didn't go the way we wanted and we got seperated and pulled apart from each other...BUUUUUT we neverRRR everrrr stopped loving each other...NEVERRR!!! And you can read more about THAT here!!!

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As I'm sure almost EVERYONE that knows me or has read my blog, has at one time or another heard me talk about my ESTHER!!! So my lil girl, she hasn't been living for God but I still love her and God has given me an EXTREME burden for her...and weeeeelll she knows that...LOL...cuz I NEVERRR let her forget it!!!

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Anyhow, she came to live with for a lil while the end of last year. ANNNND we thought that things were going to be the way they used to be...but due to choices and circumstances things were NOT the same... and in the end Esther, let me know that she had just found out she was pregnant...

she was scarced...she thought I wouldn't want to be around her anymore...buuut like DUH...of course I'm NOT like that and HONESTLY I wasn't like shocked by it!!! I already knew the way things were in her life!!!

She was being told by ALL different people that ABORTION was the answer...weeeeellll of course she wasn't going to get very far with that route with me and plus she knew in her heart that she couldn't do that. She said she knew she was a sinner, commiting sin and still doing sin...BUUUUT that was one sin she just couldn't commit! Sooooo she asked me to adopt her baby!

 She said that...No matter what, it wasn't the babies fault. BUT she said she also didn't want to keep the baby, because there is NO way she could take care of it or be a good mom BUT she didn't want her family to get the baby, cuz none of them would treat it right, cuz they would raise the baby like she had been raised.

BUT the ONLY person that she would want to raise her baby was me. So even though she wasn't going to keep the baby she was VERY particular about who was going to raise it. She said she wanted her baby to have the kind of home that she had when she was with me and she knew that because I loved her I would always let her be a part of the babies life AND also because I was the only white person she knew that wouldn't mind havin black baby. She's like, people SAY that they don't care, BUT THEY DO! I was like WEEEEEElLLL you know that don't bother me...You know i've ALWAYS wanted....she's like DUH MARY! I KNOW!!!! (LOL!)
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Of course I was like ESTATIC, cuz I mean SERIOUSLEY...I have ALWAYS wanted a CHOCOLATE BABY!!! When I was four years old, my sister got a real baby doll for Christmas and I wanted one soooo bad...buuuuut I wanted a BLACK ONE!!! And I begged my mom for 6 months for a BLACK REAL BABY DOLL annnnnd i'll NEVERRRR forget, on my 5th birthday, JULY 18th, 1988...I opened up my present and there she was...MY BLACK BABY DOLL!!! JESSICA...She was my favorite doll ever ANNNND I still have her!!! :) Soooo yeah...I was like OMW, I'm really gonna get a REAL BLACK BABY!!!

Sooooo people were like telling me ok, you gotta look into this...you gotta get adoption certified, etc...etc...but Idk...I just wasn't 100% sure that this was what GOD wanted. Maybe God wanted this baby with another Apostolic family...with a mom and a dad...was I REALLY the best thing and would this in some way come between me and Esther? So I asked her if she was STILL sure that she wanted ME to adopt the baby...what if there was another Apostolic family that would raise her baby in a good home and she was just all, LIKE WHO?! A black family or a white family? So I was like weeeellll I mean I don't know for sure...I don't even know any people for sure that are lookin to adopt but I can find out...I can ask around...

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She was like i'm tellin you Mary, if they're NOT black they are NOT going to want my baby!!! THey will be like, Oh it should be with black people cuz it will be confused and all this stuff  and they will have all these excuses, but its really cuz they JUST don't want a black baby, She was adamant your the ONLY one I will give my baby too, because your the ONLY one I know FOR SURE, that would truley love it! (Awwww)

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Buuuuuut still I knew I wasn't going to adopt this baby...NOT that I didn't want it, I just knew deep down inside that it wasn't God's will...Ultimatley, I LOVE ESTHER!!! Even when I would hear people say, Oh that poor baby, that poor child, you gotta adopt him, she can't raise him, he has to be taken away from her...Idk...I just felt like...SOMEONE still has to care about Esther. She is still a broken, hurting, lost little girl... God brought us to each other and there is NOTHING that will ever change that love I have for her in my heart and I knew if I adopted her baby I would have to choose her baby over her...PLUS...more than anything else, I believe in her!!!

I know when people see her, they just see this ghetto chick with some MAGOR attitude....buuuuut oh man I just love her sooooo much and I can see her heart...I know that deep down inside she really does love God... I KNOW that...So I just let her talk about whatever...buuuut then she like heard her babies heartbeat and she found out she was having a boy and OH MAN I could tell something in her was changing towards this baby...

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Meanwhile, she was gettin all this trash from the other African people, she is a whore cuz she is pregnant at 14 and blah, blah, blah and i'm like LOOK, i'm not sayin you are or aren't, thats between YOU AND GOD...buuuut...being pregos doesn't make you that. Being pregnant is NOT a sin...its WHAT you did that got you pregnant that is a sin...and I'm NOT condoning what you did or the way you have been living...its WRONG and it is SIN...buuuuuuut all the rest of the African people that are talkin about you are doing the same thing! They're all fornicating and living in adultrey and getting pregnant and they think its ok cuz they're adults...weeeeellll SORRRRRY BUUUUUT sin is SIN!!!

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Sooooo when I could tell Esther was starting to change about her baby I was like, LOOK, if you want to keep him its ok! I'm fine with that. I'm NOT out lookin to be a single mom...I've just ALWAYS told God that I am AVAILABLE if thats what he chooses...I'm WILLING...buuuuut honestly I would prefer to be married before children. (I REALLY DO WANT A CHOCOLATE BABY THO!!!:)

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And I told Esther, I KNOW you can be a good mom...You can...and if you want i'll teach you EVERYTHING I know about being a mom...NOT that i'm sayin i'm an expert of nutin...LOL...but i'll help you be a good mom...teach you about the CORRECT way of disciplinin teachin your baby about God...etc... so finally she decided...I'm gonna keep him!!! AND I honestly felt sooooo happy for her. I told her that NO MATTER what anyone says, a baby is gift from GOd. The Bible says that children are a treasure...and I told her that this baby was NOT a punishment from God...but a BLESSING!!! I really believe that...God is the giver of life...he chose to allow this baby to be formed...He wasn't an accident on God's part...GOD MADE HIM!!!

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So Esther wanted me to help her pick out a good name for him...she was like...I want him to have a BLACK NAME...not an AFRICAN name...buuuut a BLACK AMERICAN MAN's name!!! HAHA!!! I'm like okaaaaaay sounds good to me. ANNNND I found ALL these awesomely black man names for her...Trevonte, Tyrone, DeShawn, DeAndre, Xavier, Jamal...ETC...buuuuuuuuuut she couldn't decide on any of these names FOR SURE...and this WHOLE time she just couldn't decide WHAAAAAT she was going to to name him...

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I mean she went into false labor Wednesday night and we brought her in, and EVEN THEN she didn't know WHAT she was going to name him...WEEEEEELLLL...Friday morning, June 8th at 4am... Esther had a c-section and at 4 am...

 Phletcher Lamar La Neil Wilson entered into the world!!!

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AHAHAHA!!! Isn't that like THE AWESOMEST little black man name EVERRRRR?!?! Soooo DRAMATIC...I LOOOOOVE IT!!! 6 pounds, 1 ounce and 19 inches long and Esther adores him!!! ANNNNND of course SO DO I!!! BECAUSE this now means ONE THING...I am NOW OFFICIALLY A...

GRANDMA!!!

 WOOT! WOOT!!! Thats right...ya all can just start callin me Grams!!! Esther's whole family is like, MARY! You have a grandson now!!! His actual grandma, who is MY AGE, was like I AM NOT to be called grandma, YOU CAN be called his Grandma Mary!!! I'm like Okaaaaay...it sounds good to me!!! Esther's grandma was just like, "Mary, you have a grandson now!" (I wish you all could hear me say this with my African accent! LOL)

This  pic below is when Esther said that her WHITE mom is mental, cRaZy, weird and NEEDS HELP!!! (I won't say her EXACT words cuz they may be offensive to some people...LOL!)

 I'm just like SWEEEET!!!! And I have beeeeen kinda going to see my lil grandbaby NON-stop since  his birth...OMW YOU GUYS...he is soooooooooo ADORABLE!!!

 Esther was just sittin there lookin at him and shakin her head...she is like...I do NOT know where you got all this hair from Phletcher...you didn't get it from me..you musta got it from Mary!!!! (Weeeell he's gotta get something from his grams!) Awwwww HE HAS MY HAIR!!!

I told Esther one time...I am SOOOOO PROUD OF YOU!!! She is like, WHY? FOR WHAT?! I'm 15-years-old and pregnant, whats there to be proud of?!?! I'm like, because, you may have made a MILLION bad decisions for yourself in the past, and even in the future, BUUUUUUT choosing LIFE for your baby...

WHEN EVERYONE was pressuring you into having abortion, YOU CHOSE LIFE and that is ONE CHOICE that was THE RIGHT CHOICE and for that I am proud of you!!!

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Soooooooo this is the beginning of my life in Grandmahood...

ONE DAY,

I will have MY OWN Chocolate baby...

for now I am content being chocolate baby's GRANDMA!!!

Woot! Woot!!! ;) 

♥Mary Frances :)

Valentine WARNING!!!

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IF you are buying a girl CHOCOLATES for Valentine's Day
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OR ANY DAY for that matter....
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MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THE CAR!!!
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BEACAUSE...
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CHOCOLATE DOES MELT!!!!

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ESPECIALLY IN ARIZONA!!!!

AND GUYS...

most girls won't be as cool about this happening to them as ME!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I LOVE chocolate!!!

OMW!!! NYPD seriousley has the best desserts ever!!!

BUT my all time favorite is the Bada Bing chocolate cake!!!

It has like at least three different layers of chocolate on it! Its like this creamy fudge in the middle in layers and more chocolate icing and then HOT chocolated drizzled on top!

Mmmmmm!

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE chocolate!!! ;)