Us Ladies!!!

Amen Ladies!!!

*Remember, JUST because someone else is BEAUTIFUL, does NOT mean that you aren't!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Some Woman...

SOME FEMALES...
Are soooooooooo BOSSY...

They won't even fill out a form online...

BECAUSE...

They don't want to have to hit

SUBMIT!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house." (Proverbs 25:24)

♥Mary Frances :)

Neeeeeeiiiiiiighhh!!! LOL

SUBMISSION...Oooo...

So last Saturday we were having a ladies tea at our church and Elder Sis. Cleveland was speaking about faithfulness to God and then while she was speaking she asked her daughter, Sis. Bishop Abbott to just say a few words about submission...because I mean come on Sis. Abbott is pretty much like an expert on this subject. I mean, if she was in college to be a professor she could soooo get her master's degree on this topic!!! LOL

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Soooo Sis. Abbott is talkin about it and she is like I mean, ALL of us woman of at one time or another struggled with submission to our husband. THEN she even challenged us ladies, can ANY of you ladies sitting here today honestly say that there has NEVER been a time that they didn't submit to their husband...and EVERY WOMAN SITTIN there was SILENT...they were ALL guilty...ANNNND as I was sititng there thinkin about it I was like okaaaaaaaay ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT???

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ME!!! I am THE WOMAN that has NEVER NOT SUBMITTED to my husband!!! and my hand just went shooting up!!! Everyone just busts up laughing and i'm like, Heeeey, now...I can HONESTLY say that there has NEVERRRRR been a time that I havn't submitted to my husband!!! My sis was like, okaaaaaaaaaaay you also haven't even met him yet...i'm like heeeey...we don't need to be gettin all negative... that wasn't the question!!! HAHA!!! Soooo everyone was laughing and Sis. Bishop Abbott was, "well i'm believing in FAITH that Mary is going to be a VERY OBEDIENT WIFE!!!" (I was like, OMW!!! Say whaaaaaaaat?!?!? FO REALZ?? I felt soooo HONORED that Sis. Bishop Abbott, THE instructor, the professor, the expert on submission,  is pretty much sayin that i'm gonna get an A on the topic...I was for two-seconds-before-i-started-jokin again... sooooo TOUCHED that she would think that about me...AWWW!!!)

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My hubby... He'll be like, "make me a sandwhich woman!" and I'll be like YES LORD! (You know cuz Sarah was so submissive she called Abraham Lord?!) Cuz i was just about to wash some more dishes BUUUUT...let me get  you that sandwhich first! Do you want mayo and mustard with that? The bread toasted? Cheese? Lettuce? Tomatoes? Onions?  Should I slice the sandwhich? vertically? Diagnonally? Two halfs or four?  A glass of ice tea? Sugar? Splenda? A pickle? Chips? A back massage while you eat it? BahAHAHAHAahaha!!!

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Soooo yeah single ladies...

this is something we can ADD to our resumes...we have NEVER NOT SUBMITTED TO OUR HUSBANDS...awww it feels sooooo GOOD to be able to say that...

I have NEVERRRR
 NOT SUBMITTED TO MY HUBBY!!!

Don't be JEALOUS....

MARRIED WOMAN!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Apostolic girl pickup line...

I kinda saw this funny-cute pick-up line...AND THEN...I rewrote it for us APOSTOLIC LADIES!!! I thought this was PERFECT for all us Apostolic girls...wantin to prove our submissive hearts!!! AHAHA...of course...some may say it was being forward..buuuut IDK...I soooo think this is TOTALLLLY Ladies Of Legacy material!!! ;) SOME DAY i'm sooooo gonna say this....

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"Honey, baby, sugar, sweetheart, biggest, buffest, best lookin, strongest, manliest hunk of handsomeness, I just wanna say...

Your Burger King and i'm McDonald's... 

YOU have it YOUR way and...

I'll be lovin' it!!!"

♥♥♥

Wooooot! WOOOOOOOOT!!!

I dare all you married ladies to say THAT to YOUR HUSBAND!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

AMAZING!!!

Sis. Ikerd came and talked to the ladies in our church tonight...it was AMAZING!!! The tears were just falling out of my eyes...I have SOOOO much I want to say about TONIGHT...BUUUUT for now I just want to leave you all with this picture!!!

Let us NOT look to the hero's of this world... to try and live our lives to be like them. We don't need to be idolizing corrupted people, living imoral lives and dying from overdoses. We need to be striving to be like THE ONES, that have a BURDEN for the people living a life of corruption. Let our heros be THE ONES that are willing to die for a soul!!!!

"There isn't anything more important to God than souls!"

(Sister Sharon Ikerd)

♥Mary Frances :)

Lockin him up!!!

Sooooo the other day MJ and one of her friends from church was over and they were playing together and I was watching them. Now we have a rule at our house, when MJ has a friend over they are not allowed to shut or lock the doors for the bedroom. Just cause we like to keep everything monitored etc...etc..

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So I hear MJ and her friend playing in her room and I know they are playing with the baby dolls and then I hear them out in the hallway and then I hear MJ say, "OK! Now shut the door and LOCK IT!!!" I figure its just one of her baby dolls getting in trouble for being "bad" but I figure I better just check in on them.

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I'm like okaaaaaaay...HOLD UP....what's going on girls?!?!?! Why is THE DOOR being SHUT and LOCKED??? So Mary Jo comes out and she is like, "Weeeeeellll... we are playing house AND..." I'm like, "YES! ANNNNNND???? AND WHAT???"

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She is like, "AND...long dramatic...ANNNNNND MY HUSBAND, wasn't listening to me!!!" I was like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???" My mouth was aghast...just hanging open...I just stared at her...SHOCKED!!! I was like, "Soooo you LOCKED HIM IN THE ROOM???" She was just nonchalantley like, YES! I was telling him what to do and he wouldn't listen to me...SOOOO I LOCKED HIM IN THE ROOM!!!"

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMW!!! I just busted up LAUGHING!!! I was like ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can NOT wait till she starts hearing about SUBMISSION!!! Woot! Woot!!! LOLOL!!! Oh man, I really, really, really hope that COLLEGE OF APOSTOLIC MINISTRIES, in GLENDALE ARIZONA, is STILL teaching LADIES OF LEGACY in like 7 years,

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BECAUSE....

I have got THE #1 STUDENT... 

 needing to take that class!!!

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BahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAhahaha!!!She LOCKED HIM IN THE ROOM YOU GUYS!!! Her HUSBAND, wasn't listening to her ...so she LOCKED HIM IN THE ROOM!!!!!! OMW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Today I didn't do it!

This story is AWESOME!!! I didn't write it and I have NO idea who did, BUT I think this story is HILARIOUS!!! Woman will LOVE it and a true eye opener for men! TOTAL Ladies of Legacy material I DO BELIEVE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I laughed for like FIVE minutes straight after reading this and am STILL smiling!!!! ENJOY!!! ;)

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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the house, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’ She again smiled and answered,

"You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn’t do it."