THE CASE OF THE MISSING KATE SPADE SHADES!!!

Sooooooooooo my sister had gotten me these ADORABLE glittery, Kate Spade sunglasses for Christmas one year!!! I gave her only like A MILLION AND ONE hints that they were what I really wanted! I was pretty sure she was going to get them for me, buuuuuuuuut I wasn't sure if she had gotten them, I searched her room and closet for them and could NOT find them...it was kind of a mixed feeling, cuz I WANT TO BE SURPRISED with my gifts, buuuuuuuuuuuut I also want to know, buuuuut I want to be surprised too!!!                         

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 Anywayz, much to my dismay, I did NOT find them, soooooo I was SURPRISED on Christmas morning!!! YAAAAAAAYYYY!!! I looooove being surprised, buuuuuuuut I'm pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to be surprised, because I'm ALWAYS WATCHING and paying attention even when it seems like i'm NOT, I really am!!!! I notice EVERYTHING!!! 

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Anywayz, I ADORED MY GLASSES!!! 

They’re on my Christmas Present 🎁 Favorites list along with yellow beach cruiser bike and OF COURSE my favorite of all time, MY BLACK BABY DOLL… oh wait that was my 5th BIRTHDAY 🥳 , NOT Christmas!!!

I've worked really hard with taking care of them and NOT losing or misplacing them!!! Every time I take them off, I carefully put them in their case!!! Weeeeeeeelllll one day I was out shopping and I forgot to put them in the case before I got out of the car. Instead, I put them on top of my head and walked into Ross! I was on a hunt for a BLACK FUR VEST!!! 

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Well after trying on several things, and NOT finding what I was looking for. I headed back out to my car. I got in, put the keys in the ignition, started the car, started blasting my Jesus music(The Abbott's CD, you guys NEED to get it!) As I'm bumping to my music about to back out, I reach on my head for my adorable-glitter-pink-gold sunglasses and gasp, they're NOT THERE!!! 

WHERE ARE THEY!?

I reach into my pocket, 

NOT THERE!!!

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I check the seat next to me, 

NOT THERE!!! 

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I check the floor of the car,

 NOT THERE!!!

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I'm more than disappointed with them being missing, disappointed is when a kinda cute guy flirts with you one time, then ignores you THE NEXT TIME he sees you, that's disappointed!!! Buuuuuuuuuuut, life goes on!  “Ain't nobody got time to dwell on it...there's always more cute guys, buuuuuuuuuuuuut THIS, this is MY ADORABLE-GLITTERY-GOLD-PINK-KATE-SPADE-SHADES!!! They can NOT be replaced!!! (Okaaaaaaaaaay they can, put who wants to spend $90 on sunglasses???;) soooooo anyways, I am truly beyond disappointed….

I'm devastated!!!

ABSOLUTELY HEART BROKEN!!!

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I'm about to get out and search the store, as I'm on my way out, I glance in the rearview mirror annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd WHAT DO YOU KNOW????

THEY'RE ON MY FACE!!! 

Yes, true story peeps, I couldn't find my sunglasses because, I WAS WEARING THEM!!! 

MORAL OF THE STORY: Next time your missing your sunglasses,

 CHECK YO FACE!!! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

When Mary opens her Bible...

Sooooooo as a child at my church there was a boy in our church that was always extremely hyper and the teenage boys in the church would refer to him as, "SUGAR!" Annnnnnnnd one day they were all joking around, like they were soooooo COOL, that when MOST people open their Bible's, papers fall out, but when this boy opens his Bible, SUGAR FALLS OUT!!! And then they would all laugh like they were so hilariously funny!

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Well the other day I was reading my Bible at a coffee shop and when I got up to leave, I had forgotten my Bible and I accidentally dropped it all over the floor of the coffee shop!!! Buuuuuut the really hilarious thing to me, was that amongst the papers, bookmarks, Bible studies, notes and highlighters, there was ALL THIS GLITTER that fell out...I was like, WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!

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And it reminded me of that story, I was like, Okaaaaaaaaaay soooooo...

WHEN MOST PEOPLE open their Bible, PAPERS FALL OUT...
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WHEN MARY OPENS HER BIBLE...

GLITTER FALLS OUT!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

One person I REALLY want to meet!!!

A month or so ago, I was thinking about it,

WHO INVENTED

GLITTER???

 I sent a text to all my friends asking them and NONE OF THEM KNEW!!! Annnnnnnnnnnnd NONE them had never even thought about it...I was like, WOW!!!

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I decided to do a little research and find out who this brilliant mind behind this amazing stuff!!! In my mind I figured it was probably some glamorous-girly-girl chick, Annnnnnnnnnd much to my surprise it was NOT!!! It was invented by a man...and not a pansy man buuuuuuuuuuut a manly man.. A RANCHER COWBOY DUDE!!!

(read more about it HERE!)

Henry Rushcmann, YOU are an amazing man!!! I WANT TO MEET YOU!!! I want to shake your hand let you know, you changed my life man!!! And IF you weren't dead, and around my age and lived for God(on fire for God, burden for the lost, has a job, has a car, has good self-esteem, motivated, take charge, spiritual leader, good with finances, kind-hearted, patient with Mary Moments, organizes my Maryness, wants to have at least 7 kids, willing to adopt, tithe paying, pastor obeying, righteous, Apostolic Warrior,  man of prayer) I may have considered us as a couple...I mean, generally speaking, i'm NOT really into cowboys, just NOT my interest...

buuuuuuuuuuuut...

YOU invented GLITTER!!!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

♥Mary Frances :)