Showing posts with label When I get married. Show all posts
Showing posts with label When I get married. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

By the time I get married...

So this past Sunday at the Berkley church, they had Bro. Willowbee(Okay I have NO IDEA how to spell it) preach due to the fact that the newlyweds, Bro. and Sis. Kifle were starting their honeymoon. So Bro. Willowbee preached this really good message that I NEEDED to hear...LOL...buuuut...
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I was like totally laughing in my head at one point because he was talking about how we're all waiting for something in life. What he's waiting for and what we all are waiting for may all be different from each other but the fact is the same that we are ALL waiting for something. And he was just talking to us about how we wonder WHY God is making us wait and he said, BUT IN THE WAITING, God is working on us and helping us to become more, etc...
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Annnnnnnnnd I'm sitting there and I'm thinking in my head like, okaaaaaaaaaaay I think we ALL KNOW WHAT I'M WAITING FOR...husband... in case you actually didn't know...BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Then later on i'm thinking about it and I'm like, Okaaaaaaaaay God, I understand about the whole, YOU MAKING ME A BETTER PERSON WHILE I'M WAITING FOR A HUSBAND THING, I get it, I REALLY DO, buuuuuuuuut liiiiiiiike,
HOW MUCH AWESOMER CAN I POSSIBLEY GET AND STILL BE HUMAN???
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Jus sayin!!!
I mean really, this must be some kind of amazing man your preparing me for because I feel like IF I were to get any more amazing than what I already am, I'd be sprouting wings!!!
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BAHAHAHAHA!! Fo realz you guys, I'm gonna be walking down the aisle toward my groom and he's going to break out singing...♪♫♫
♫I believe...
SHE CAN FLY!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

What I want in a husband!!!

I'm NOT asking for ALOT in a husband...
I JUST want to find someone that LOVES ME...
AS MUCH AS ...
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I LOVE ME!!! :D
(Okaaaaaaaaay maybe that IS asking A LOT!!!;)
Ahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, August 24, 2015

IF you decide to MARRY ME!!! :)))

I was thinking about it the other day and I realized something...IF YOU should be the AMAZING, single, on fire for God, burden for the lost, has a job, has a car, tithe paying, pastor obeying, righteous, Apostolic Warrior, man of prayer,  That decides to marry me, There is something about me, that I should warn you about... 
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I AM EXTREMELY...
HIGH MAINTENANCE!!!
Now  you may be thinking, WHATEVERRRR...that's NOT true!! Yes, I am a VERY laid back and easy to please person...BUUUUUUUUUUUT allow me a moment to give you the ACTUAL definition for MAINTENANCE...
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main·te·nance
noun
  1. 1.
    the process of maintaining or preserving someone or something, or the state of being maintained.
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I would like to give proper attention to the word SOMEONE, in this definition...I may not be and uptight and HARD to please person, I don't expect expensive things, or fancy stuff or to be pampered, help with household chores...
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BUUUUUUUUUUT being my husband WILL be very expensive person to Marry. Whoever marries me, should probably be GOOD...
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 with cars, good with directions, good at fixing things, understanding of the fact that sometimes I don't think before I speak and sometimes, MAY say AWKWARD things, i'm pretty sensitive to sharp words...so gentle but firm is a HUGE plus...know that I lose my keys almost EVERY DAY...and usually find them IN THE IGNITION of my car, I lose my ID about every 6 months,
 
He should know that he may come home to THE ODDEST things in the house broken, LIIIIIIKE bathtubs, kitchen faucets, beds, appliances, the vacuume, cell phones, TOILET BOWLS...YES, I've actually broken a toilet, melted bowls, burned holes through furniture with the curling iron,
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he better always expect THE UNEXPECTED, he can't be easily emmbarresed, in case i'm walking around with fresh stains on my shirt...HEEEEEY don't judge...at least won't have to ask me what ate that day...ahahaha... or when I spill be drink at a nice dinner, or if I happen to drop my grape drink during communion OR when his wife falls off the platform, Speaking of FALLING, I hope he's ready to catch me when I fall or AT LEAST ready to help me back up,
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In other words, I'm high maintenance because of ONE THING....
MARY MOMENTS...
This chick will NEED to a lot of  maintenance
annnnd JUST may cost you a pretty penny...
BUUUUUT don't worry,
I'm worthy EVERY dollar you'll have to spend on my upkeeping!!!
BUUUUUUUUUT looking on the BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS,  
just think, if it weren't for MARY MOMENTS,
THIS AMAZING BLOG WOULD NOT EXIST...
HEEEEEEY!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
Oh and lets NOT forget the fact that ONCE he marries me, for some ODD reason...
his car insurance MAY GO UP A LITTLE...I'm jus sayin!!!

Thursday, July 25, 2013

When I get married...

You know the scripture in the Bible from 1 Samuel, when Hannah is thanking God for her child; "For this child I prayed; and the LORD hath given me my petition which I asked of him:" (1 Samuel 1:27) Annnnnnnd A lot of times you will see signs that parent's will hang in their child's room with this scripture on it...
My sister has one hanging up in MJ's room! And it makes sense to have, to remind yourself of the face that you have recieved this gift from God. I mean, in desperation for the desire of her heart, Hannah had wept, pleaded and sought God for this child and he was the answer to her long awaited prayers.
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Weeeeeeelllll...I decided that, WHEN I FINALLY GET MARRIED, I'm going to have a picture of my husband, my groom, on our wedding day, enlarged to like a poster size photo and I'm going to have enscribed on it,
FOR THIS HUSBAND I HAVE PRAYED!!!
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Because, we each have our own "Hannah Request" to God and at the present moment, mine is NOT for a child...haha!!! Annnnnnnnd I'm going to look at that picture of my husband and remember that God heard my petition, my prayers, and gave to me what I asked for! Annnnnd when my husband is irritating me, or I don't feel like submitting or ANYTHING like that, I'm going to remind myself that I PRAYED FOR THIS and i'm going to tell myself to shut up and stop complaining and THANK GOD FOR MY BLESSING!!! Yup, thats what I'm going to do...
 WHEN I GET MARRIED!!!
You can too if you want! ;)
♥Mary Frances :)