ONLY GOD!!!

The first time I met this little girl she was an adorable little 2-year-old, still in diapers running around, all by herself at the apartment complex where she lives. She was just a baby really, but we would pick her up and bring her to church with the other kids. Most of the time she was VERY unbehaved just for the fact that she had NO structure and supervision in her life...most of the time she was just a big hassle and distraction from church...BUT we still got her!!!

BUT here she is NOW, 7 years old still coming to church, prayin at the alter AND seeking the Holy Ghost with all her heart!!! She says she feels God and really wants the Holy Ghost && I just KNOW its gonna happen!!!

You JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT GOD IS GONNA DO!!!

SOOO ME!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is soooo ME on my wedding day...

AT WALMART!!!

Probabley returning something for MY MOM!!! She would be like, "Mary, before you guys leave for the Honeymoon, I have some toilet paper that rang up wrong...HAHAHA!!! ( You can read about THAT experiance HERE!!! :)

Actually, I have only had ONE dream about the day I get married AND in the dream I NEVER did get to see the groom(What a BUMMER) BUT we stopped at Wal-mart on the way to the church AND my sis yelled at me as we were gettin back in the car cuz I had gotten a little stain on the bodice of my dress and I was just like OH WELL!!! HAHA! Yup, I'm sooo a WALMART BRIDE!!! ;)

Bin Laden Rebuttal...

Welll...I've always enjoyed a GOOD DEBATE!!! LOL! Soooooo I just have to write a WHOLE post on the death of Bin Laden!!! This was NOT because of one person, but quite a few people's words!!!

I would like to start off by saying that death for an unbeliever is a HORRIBLE thing, yet I can NOT deny the fact that when I heard that Osama Bin Laden was dead, the FIRST thought that went through my mind was...COOL!!! I know, I know, NOT VERY NICE OF ME!!!

But that REALLY, TRULEY, HONESTLY was my reaction to his death. Then I start seeing LOTS of people posting stuff like ..."Ezekiel 18:23 says not even God takes a liking to the death of the wicked.. and i'm like Hmmmm...but heeeey its still the way I feel...am I NOT as spiritual as some people?!

Yet, when I think about it, this is NOT about someone I don't like dying. I mean I don't particularly "like" our president...do I want him dead? NO!!! I may NOT agree with him on pretty much EVERYTHING, however, He hasn't done anything (That I know of) that would make me think his life should come to an end. Osama Bin Laden on the other hand is a completely different story!!!

 For all my Christian friends that are feeling remorse or guilt over the death of Bin Laden due to the scripture in the Bible Ezekial 33:11, Ezekial 18:23, etc...Linger a few moments in 1 Samuel 17, i'm particulary fond of verse 29 and 51!!!

"And David said, What have I now done? Is there not a cause?"
 
If ANYONE is lookin for a cause for this death all I want to say is this...

SEPTEMBER 11th 2001

 

2,996 INNOCENT AMERICANS MURDERED!!!

"Therefore David ran, and stood upon the Philistine, and took his sword, and drew it out of the sheath thereof, and slew him, and cut off his head therewith. And when the Philistines saw their champion was dead, they fled. "

 

I believe that there is a TIME TO FIGHT and that is in the case to protect the lives of others. Had Bin Laden ever come to a place of true repentence this would be a different story, however this is NOT a case of the Apostle Paul. Therefore his elmination was very much VALULABLE to our country AND also  other countries as well.

 

I have some enemies in my life...you know, people that are just haterZ!!! They tear you down, talk behind your back, treat you wrong, make fun, people that have just done me wrong...Should I rejoice in their sorrows?! NO!!! Should I be praying for them?! YES!!! However, Osama Bin Laden does NOT even begin to fall into that category. This is NOT a little matter of, Oh we just have a different way of veiwing things...like I wouldn't vote for him to be president...

 

He was a threat to our WHOLE ENTIRE NATION. His desire, his dream, his goal, his ambition in life was to see this country fall. This death was a victory for our nation and YES, I am happy about it!!! I will ALSO be VERY happy when our greatest enemy Satan is ONCE AND FOR ALL thrown into HELL FOREVER!!! The devil has ONE goal as well, and that is to DESTROY God's people!!! YES I WILL BE HAPPY WHEN ITS ALL OVER!!!

 

I do NOT believe it is wrong to rejoice in victory and triumph!!! This is NOT a political matter of who gets the credit, Bush, Obama or our soldiers...as far as I am concerned, TO GOD BE ALL THE GLORY!!! I will end this post with a word from King David.

 

"The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked."(Psalm 58:10)

 

Who's ready for some FOOTWASHING?!?!

I'm BACK PEEPS!!!

 Soooo SORRRRRy that I didn't blog most of last week!!! Our computer got a virus while my sis was on PEOPLE OF WALMART...BAHAHA!!! I wouldn't be surprised if the computer ACTUALLY did catch the virus from one of the people on that site!!! LOL! Soooooo the computers was being fixed ALL week...Thanks to Micheal Nickels and his AWESOME skills for fixing it ONCE AGAIN!!!  Anywayz, I was having TOTAL withdrawals last week... I'm like KIM do you know what this means???? No facebook, twitter, email, blogging, stalking, Adventures in odyssey, studying, writing, instant messaging... BUT the house is soooooooo super CLEAN!!! HAHA!! I officially know what its like to be MARRIED now!!! Hee, hee!!!

Did anyone miss my bloggin last week?!?! I ACTUALLY had a nightmare that we FINALLY got the computer back and I went RUSHING to check my email and MUCH to my horror and dismay, NO ONE HAD EMAILED ME THE WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK!!! I was soooo SAD and felt like a total LOOSER!!! HAHA!!! THANKFULLLY when I checked my email, I had 80 unread messages...YAAAY!!! I'm still LOVED!!!

Well on to more exciting things...

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!

Can I get a WOOT, WOOT!!!

Kim && BURBERRY!!!

Sooooooo I totally think that Burberry is UGLY!!! LOL! Its just my personal, humble little oppinion...that hmmm...might have something to do with the ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS price of them...but Idk...I really DO think they are ugly!!!!

The first time I saw a Burberry winter scarf on one of my friends, I thought in my head, WHAT IN THE WORLD is she wearing that OLD LADY SCARF for?!?! Then I found out later on, its BURBERRY!!!! (Big whoopity-do-da!!!! I don't care WHAT the brand is..If its ugly, its UGLY!) Which I had NO IDEA at the time what it was SOOOOOOO I looked into and was like...WOW...soooo people pay ALL THIS money for ugly stuff...WOW!!!

AND i'm seriousley convinced that people don't REALLY even think these purses are cute, they just talk themselves INTO it cuz of the BIG BRAND NAME!!!

WELLL...I FINALLY met the first person EVER to REALLLLY like Burberry for ITS LOOKS and NOT ITS NAME!!! That person would be NONE other than my one and only KIMMY KAT!!! LOL!!! Now if you know ANYTHING about Kim you have to know that she is NOT the type girl to be toting around a BURBERRY!!! Soooo you just have to know that KIM absolutley loves and adores anything that is PLAID!!! She just loves PLAID

Soooo the other day me and Kim are sitting in her car getting ready to park and she is like, OMW MARY!!!! That is like THE CUTEST PURSE EVER!!!! Soooo I look up and I'm like WHERE??? She is like RIGHT THERE!!! That plaid one!!! i look over and see this chick with a Burberry over her arm...I'm like KIM!!!!!! Thats a BURBERRY!!! She is like, What's that?!?! I'm like, its a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY expensive brand. She is like, oh like $100 for that purse or something?! I'm like NOOOO!!! Probabley AT LEAST  $600 for that purse!!!

Kim is like, WHAT?!?! SHUT YOUR BEAK!!! (Thats one of Kim's famous line in life!) I'm like yup!!! Still think its, "SOOOO CUTE?!?!" She is like YES..but...!!! LOL I'm like, Lets put it this way, if I ever have a Burberry purse I'll give it to you, cuz you are THE ONLY person I know that truley likes Burberry for its (UGLY) looks and NOT its name!!! But THEN AGAIN on second thought, I know that if you or I EVER did actually have that expensive of a purse me and you BOTH would sooooooooo be tradin it in for the cash!!!

Kim was just like Okaaaaay thats totally TRUE!!! LOL!!! We're both kindred spirtits when it comes to

 GHETTOLICIOUSNESS!!! :)))

Resurection!!!

This is a REALLY cool article about the resurection of Jesus!!! I got tingles on my arm reading it!!! I wish I had read it before Easter but OH WELL!!! You all should read it!!!

Go HERE!!!

My Easter hat!!!

Okaaaaaaaaay so I have like SERIOUSLEY been wanting an Easter have for like EVER!!! (Well like two months) SOOOO Like last Monday, my sis and I were going for Easter outfits and I'm like tellin her that I really, really, REALLY want an Easter hat...and she is just kinda like okaaaaaaaay...but we find one at the Icing and I try it on AND I know that with the right outfit and hairdo it will totally rock!!!

So I show my sis and she is like, well right now, with the way your hair is its lookin pretty SPECIAL, but I know with the right hair do it will look good...then she is like, BUT you know that our brothers are TOTALLY gonna be makin fun of you...I'm like I KNOW!!! AND I'm all thinkin about the boys makin fun of me and I'm like...yeah there just gonna totally ANNOY me...So I put it back and we leave!!!

And as we're walkin away I am tellin my sis, yeah I would get it BUT its just that I KNOW they'll all be sayin stuff and nobody else wears hats to church and I don't wanna look riduclous and I don't wanna...then I just pause and I'm like to my sis, BUT SINCE WHEN, HAVE I EVER CARED WHAT ANYONE THINKS??? My sis was like, yeah, thats what I was kinda thinkin about you anyways!!!

Soooo I marched right back into that store

and bought ...MY EASTER HAT!!!!

AND TOTALLY ROCKED IT!!!

The old men in my church liked the hat too!!! One of them said that woman just don't wear hats to church anymore and they just think they are so nice AND he said that I looked like I had just stepped outta black church cuz those woman go ALL OUT with their outfits!!! I was like, OH THANK YOU!!! ( I took that as a VERY HIGH COMPLIMENT!!!) One of my brothers EVEN told me that I looked good! I was like are you being sarcastic??? He was like, NO, i'm serious...and that made all the guys laugh cuz I just assumed that he was being sarcastic...LOL! I was like OH THANK YOU!!! But I mean, it WAS a pretty cute outfit...right down to the shoes

$16.00 for the shoes at Payless

$24.00 for the hat from The Icing

The blouse and skirt...FREE from my sisters closet!!! :)))

Now I suppose I should say something spiritual soooo people don't start sending me comments about being conceited and full of myself etc...soooooo I'll just end this post with this humble little statement...

To God be ALL THE GLORY...

 for helping me look SOOOOO CUTE!!! ;)

Peanut Butter LOVE!!!

I was sitting in my kitchen this evening, rolling out peanut butter balls for an Easter treat for everyone at church this Sunday, and I was sitting there rolling them I thought to myself, I would REALLY like to marry a man that likes PEANUT BUTTER!!! Wait, wait, NOT likes, LOVES PEANUT BUTTER!!!! LOL!!!

I'm TOTALLY serious, sooooo if anyone out there knows of a CUTE, APOSTOLIC GUY, that LOVES PEANUT BUTTER, please notify my at your earliest convience!!!! Thank you!!! :)))



P.S. I'm REALLY hyper...and I'm NOT sure WHY!!! ;)

What Jesus Died from...



I remember when one of the African girls that I love VERY dearly was living with me. She opened up to me and began telling me about the things that went on in their lives. Horrible, immoral sin corrupting them even at an early childhood age. Things that shocked me and would shock anyone if I told them. I was absolutely horrified!!! DEVESTATED!!!

I remember just sitting there feeling sooo dirty. I felt filthy and currupted and more than anything I felt sooo sad! Then I got to thinking about Jesus...I wonder how HE FELT takin on ALL the sins of the world?!?! I mean if I, WHO IS A SINNER, felt horrible hearing about this sin HOW did Jesus who is perfectly pure and without sin, feel taking on ALL the sin of the WHOLE WORLD?!?!?! I can't even imagine!!!

I think Seth Cleveland, a young man from my church summed it up best in his preaching this past week. He said that Jesus didn't die the normal suffocating death of someone that was crucified, JESUS died of from a BROKEN HEART!!! (AND we are THE ONES that broke it)

"For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him." (2Corinthians 5:21)

That PERSON!!!

You know that REALLY annoying person that throws their gum on the ground in the middle of the hottest summer day, and it melts and YOU just happen to step on it???

WELLL that REALLY annoyin person...

 IS ME!!!

PLUS...

THEN I'm USUALLY the ONE THAT ends up...

STEPPING IN IT TOO!!! HAHAHA!!

TAXES!!!

Just got my taxes turned in!!! Aparently I wasn't the ONLY IDIOT that just remembered...the line at Vanburen was LONG...some idiots EVEN forgot stamps...HAHAHA!!! Okaaaaaaaaaaay let me explain myself!!! I like didn't even know until TWO days ago that I had to do taxes!!!

So like the other day my mom tells me, OH Joe is gonna do your taxes for you! I was like, HUH??? Taxes???? FOR WHAT??? My mom is like, uh YOUR JOB!!! I'm like OMW, like, I'm ACTUALLY getting paid LEGALLY for once...like WOW!!!

Sooo today my brother does all my taxes, he emails me all the info, tells me what to print and then he says MAKE SURE YOU GET IT MAILED BY FIVE!!! So i'm like..OF COURSE!!! Well i'm lookin through all the papers I printed and have KNOW IDEA what i'm supposed to be mailin in. So I CALL MY MOMMY and tell her that she has to come over and help me like ASAP cuz we gotta mail it!!!

Soooo she comes over puts all the right papers in the envelopes, tells me WHERE to sign...LOL...then writes out the addresses on the envelopes, puts in the papers, seals them, stamps them, and I"M ALL SET!!! We are leaving and my mom is like, OK Mary, You have GOT TO get this in THE MAILBOX BY 5!!! I'm like, YES!!! That is where we are heading like RIGHT NOW!!!

Welll I don't know WHAT happened, because from the time we got in the car, me and my sis started talking about Easter outfits and next thing I know we're SHOPPIN...and OMW I got the cutest outfit EVER!!! (I'm wearin a hat people!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN EASTER HAT) and yeah I come home and i'm like modeling it for my sis, then I wake up Kim to model my outfit for her, THEN I give my neice a bath, then I think, Oh I should go check my email AND when I check my email...I see up on the screen MY TAX INFO...I'm thinkin oh I don't need this anymore, i'll just delete it cuz I already mailed my ...OMW...WE NEVER MAILED MY TAXES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Next thing I know, me and my sis are haulin ourselves across town to VANBUREN...the only Post Office open in Phx...we had till 11:59 and MAN...was it busy over there...fire flairs and EVERYTHING direction traffic at 11:00 PM!!! HAHAHA!!! But I got them turned in...I watched them put that stamp thingy on it...I'll be gettin my $108.00!!! (I'M RICH!!!) Plus i'll be lookin SOOOO cute on EASTER...what more could a girl ask for...HOLLA!!! ;))))

Communion diet break...

Sooooooo the results are...
NO WEIGHT GAIN!!! But NO LOSS EITHER!!! HAHAHA!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Soooooooo i've done TOTALLY AWESOME on my diet!!! I mean like BOMB!!! I've lost 32 pounds(Oh thanks for the aplause) I have NOT cheated AT ALL!!! BUT tonight...TOTALLY went off!!! AND the biggest part is that I didn't even realize I went off my diet!!!

It was after church and my BROTHERS are all like...heeey Mary, you went off your diet tonight!!! I was like NO I DIDN'T!!! They are like, YES YOU DID!!! I was like NO I DIDN'T!!! They had these smug looks on your face...did you take COMMUNION??? I'm like yeah...SOOOOOOOOO????

*GASP!!! OMW!!! I did go off my diet tonight by taking communion!!! I didn't even realize it!!!! I didn't even think about it at all!!! I think God musta TOTALLY blocked it from my mine otherwise I wouldn't of been focusin on him...I mean I would still taken it but I probabley would have been focusing on breakin my diet to!!! LOLOL!!!

Soooooo if I gain any weight tomorrow it is ALL for the glory of God!!! HAHAHA!!!

PRAYER REQUEST!!!

Hey if everyone could stop and take a moment to read this email and pray I would greatly appreciate it!!! My friend Kimberlee Ford's aunt has been on the waiting list for quite some time to get a lung transplant. They just got a call, sadly someone was in a car accident, but they were a donor so now there is a transplant for Kim's aunt. They will be starting the surgery immediately and Kim would just like it if everyone would pray that everything will go smoothly, they are very nervous because its a HUGE surgery and a lot could go wrong!!! Also, she would like it if you guys would pray that God would use this to bring her aunt to salvation and for it to bring her family back together!!! We know that God is able and that there is power in PRAYER!!! Thanks EVERYONE!!!

♥Mary :)
P.S. If anyone wants to send a message to Kim you can do so at HotChurchGirl@gmail.com

The potholder!!!

At Christmas time MJ came home from school with one of those handmade pot holders and she is like, LOOKE MARY, I made this for YOU cuz  you always cook!!!! I was like AWWW thats soooo SWEEET!!! AND THEN she is like and its for my mom too!!! I was like WHAT???

I didn't want to SHARE my pot holder...BESIDES...I really am the one that does ALL THE COOKIN in this household. (My sis CAN cook, she just doesn't like too!)  So i'm all like, YOUR MOM??? WHEN do you ever see her cookin???? MJ is sooo quick to defend her mom...she is all like, YES I DO!!! I'm like, okaaay LIKE WHAT??? WHAT HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN YOUR MOM COOK???

She puts her hands on her hips, throws back her head with TOTAL attitude and says,

"LIKE MACORONI AND CHEESE MARY!!!"

LIKE DUH!!!

???What in the world???

Well its been an INTERESTING day today!!! Our outside freezer stopped working...which is NOT good cuz it is STUFFED FULL OF LOTS OF FOOD!!! Soooo the kids had ice cream soup and chicken nuggets for lunch today...HAHA...I'm such an AWESOME auntie/nanny...RIGHT?!?!

But I've been on a total cookin rampage all day now...cuz i'm like what am I supposed to do with all this MEAT??? If I don't cook it, it will go bad!!! So i've got a crockpot slow cookin some bbq ribs, a little crockpot of honey mustard glazed ham, and a crockpot of a whole chicken with all kinds of seasonings on it PLUS a pot of Italian pasta sauce simmering with meat in it...the house smells AWESOME!!!

I'm like okaaaaaay I can't even eat ANY Of this cuz of my diet but i'm like, Oh well i'm cookin for my FAMILY!!! Next thing I know Kim comes strolling through and she is like, Oooo what all are you cookin??? Soooo i'm like showin her and i'm like do you like ribs??? And she is like NO!!! I'm like WHAT??? She is like, I don't eat ANY meat that is on the bone!!! I'm like FOR REALZ??? Give me a BREAK!!!

Sooo then my sis comes strollin through and she is like, Mmmm smells good!!! And i'm like well I hope your hungry cuz there is ALOT of food to eat and she is like, ACTUALLY, I think i'm coming down with the stomach flu!!! I'm like WHAT??? And my neice MJ is a VEGETARIAN...that leaves CESAR and he eats like two chicken nuggets and is like STUFFED!!!

I'm like WHAT in the world am I supposed to do with all this food???? What in the world people??? WHAT IN THE WORLD??? Anyone HUNGRY??? Come on over!!! :)

Most girls!!!

What would you do if the love of your life brought you 12 dozen roses??? Most girls would be off the wall giddy with excitement. Floating on cloud 9...flitting around the house arranging them oh so perfectly...taking pictures...calling all her friends...and of course plans of saving and drying them FOREVER!!!

THATS WHAT MOST GIRLS WOULD DO!!!

Now my friend Kim was tellin me the other day about how before she got in church her boyfriend would bring her 12 dozen roses...I'm like awww how SWEEEET!!! she says to me, "NOT TO ME!!! I'm like OKAAAAY!!! What am I SUPPOSED to do with ALL these roses???" HAHAHA!!! SOOO i'm like sooooooooo what did you do with them all??? She says she got them all together and went and sold them all to people on the street corner of China Town in CA!!! I WAS LIKE OMW SHUTUP!!! You are soooo AWESOME KIM!!! She said she made REALLY GOOD money off of them too!!

What girl would EVER think to do something like that!!! Sell the roses they got from their boyriend...ONLY KIM!!! ONLY KIM!!! Thats why I LOVE her sooo much...

Cuz she's NOT like MOST GIRLS!!!

I'm an aunt AGAIN!!! :)))

I met Patience 5 and a half years ago when she was 9, doing outreach with the African refugees. She just had an adorable, beautiful little baby girl. I am abosolutley IN LOVE with this baby!!! Just holding her made me feel soooooooo HAPPY!!!


We both JUST HAPPENED to be wearing light yellow...I was like OMW...Sooo a GOD THING!!!

Yup, I got Pamela her FIRST BIG flower accessory!!!

Me, Patience and Pamela!!!



SHE LOOKS SOOOO CUTE HERE!!! OMW!!!

Mommy and her baby!!!

ME TOTALLY IN LOVE AND WISHIN SHE WAS MINE!!!

Things I LOVE to smell!

1. Rain

Just something about the smell of rain, like the whole world just took a shower!!!

2. Freshy mowed grass

Mowed grass, IDK but its refreshing!!!

3. Orange blossoms

We have an orange tree out front and I ABSOLUTLEY love going outside at this time of the year and just takin in the beautiful scent of the flowers. Our whole neighborhood has orange trees so its really nice going out for a walk and enjoyin the continuous smell.

4. CHOCOLATE!!!

OMW!!! I LOVE the smell of chocolate!!! SERIOUSLEY, this one should be at the TOP of the list!!! I could NEVER tire of the smell!!!! Chocolate is sooooo one of my biggest temptations!!!Mmmmmmmmmmm!!!

5. Pinesol


Okaaaaaaaaaaaay I know this one is sounding REALLY weird BUT ... I LOVE the smell of pinesol!!! It just smells soooooo CLEAN!!! Me and some of the girls at my church SERIOUSLEY think this scent should be made into a perfume!!! We would soooooooo BUY IT!!! LOL!!!

6. Bbq on the grill

All I can say is MMMMM...intoxicating!!!

7. Coffee brewing

Ooooo yeah!!! Nothing says good morning like fresh coffee brewing!!!

8. Pasta sauce simmering

Growing up raised by an Italian Momma, nothing smells more like HOME than a big O pot of sauce simmering ALL day long on the stove!!!!

9. Chrome Cologne

Okaaaay sooooo me and one of my friends, ( I won't mention any names, cuz your most likely to meet her and she would kill me for saying her name, BUT...) we think that Chrome Cologne is literally the smell of a handsome man in a bottle!!! LOL! I found a bottle for .50 at a yard sale and sometimes we just pull it out and smell!!! Its SOOO NICE!!! We even had my friends dad smell it and he just kinda looked at us strangely...LOL...Really though...I think any guy wearin Chrome automatically goes up a couple notches in looks no matter WHAT he looks like!!!

10. FRESH roses
(NOT the store bought kind)

Fresh homegrown roses have one of the most prettiest smells in the world...I personally think of pure, true beauty when I smell fresh roses.

Well these are a few of my favorite smells!!

How about YOU???

I tag...

Sis. Kathy

Adrienne

Meagan Rowell

Ashlyn

Sis. Bracken

Jessica Leanne

Amber

Jen Connell

Melissa

Scarlett

Do a blog post with your favorite smells and make sure you say that you were tagged by ME and tag ME when you say it!!! :)))

Mary WiseDUMB!!!

ARE YOU ready for a MARY QUOTE???
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay HERE WE GO!!!!!! :)

♥♥♥♥"If you love somone let them go...

♥

If they NEVER return to you....

Get GOOOOOOOD binoculars!!!" ;)

Special!!!

I got a hat from NYC that said this and then I got Kim the key chain and I was like...THIS IS SOOOOOOOO US!!! And Kim was like I KNOW!!! THEN we got to thinkin about it and we're like, no, NO, WHAT we REALLY, REALLLY NEED are shirts that say...

MY PASTOR SAYS I'M SPECIAL!!!

HAHAHAHA!!! How AWESOME and FITTING would that BE?!?!

Cuz BELIEVE me...

THE GREEN RING CONSPIRACY!!!

How many of you CLASSIC MARY MOMENT readers LOVE Adventures in Odyssey???♥♥♥

I DO!!!!!!

AND this newest series out is AWESOME!!! I stayed up till 4:30 am listening to them!!! I just couldn't stop myself to go to sleep!!! Its a mystery series sooooooooo I had like ALL the lights in the front of the house on and I kept looking over my shoulder!!! LOL!!! SERIOUSLEY...I don't want to spoil it for you all BUT...some of our FAVORITES characters ARE BACK!!! I kinda cried for some of it, laughed a ton and Oooooo and there was some ROMANCE TOO!!!

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I think my FAVORITE part of the whole series was Wooten's picnic!!!! BAHAHAHA!!! The timing of it!!! OMW!!! I soooooooo LOVE that guy!!! I like picniks too and I could sooooo see myself doing what Wooten did at a time like that!!!

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And I can't lie, I ACTUALLY felt JEALOUS when one of my AIO crushes has a crush on a NEW GIRL!!! HAHAHA!!! I was sitting there listening and all of the sudden I felt JEALOUS!!! I was like..WHAT IS THIS??? Oh MY I have issues...I seriousley NEED HELP!!! I think we need to start a therapy group called AIO Anonymous!!! All of us AIO fanatics could get together and talk about the show...can't you just imagine...

Hi! My name is Mary, i'm 27 years old and...

 I'm ADDICTED to Adventures In Odyssey!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Listen to ALL 12 episodes HERE!!!

What I learned at Bible College!!!

1. The key to evangelism is PRAYER!!! If you want to reach the lost, you want your church to grow...PRAY!!!

2. Numbers don't make converts. We want converts NOT numbers

3. How long should you pray? Until you've touched God!!!

4. The best "program" you can get for your church is prayer!!! The Bible way is prayer, prayer, PRAYER!!!

5. EVERYDAY pray for your family, your church and your pastor!!!

6. The reason why a church stays small is lack of prayer

7, Three ways to break through when you feel like you can't touch God:
     1. Praise  Him!!! REALLY praise him!!! The Bible says enter into his gates with Thanksgiving and praise!
     2. Repent!!! Search you heart and ask God to cleanse you
     3. Quote scripture

8. It is important to CRY in prayer!!! AND don't get there by burning yourself frying chicken...BAHAHA!!! Its best to just ask God to give you a spirit of brokeness!!!

9. Its ok to have a stronger burden for one person than for another. A burden comes from God and its for a reason.

10. When you pray, put a name to it!

11. Prayer doesn't need a guilt trip. Its about spending time with God. The quality is more important than the actual amount of time.

12. "When the hungry soul and the praying saint reach God, the impossible is made possible!" (Bro. Garrett)

13. DON'T CHEW GUM IN THE CHURCH!!! LOL!!!

EVEN if it is kiwi watermelon Ice Cubes ...DON'T DO IT!!! :))))

Beauty Tips!!!

Bible College!!!

Spring 2011 SEMESTER IS OVER!!! :(
I can't believe how fast it flew by!!! It was such an AWESOME semester!!! BUT I'm gonna miss seeing EVERYONE and hangin out an CHILLIN...Oooo and classes...OF COURSE!!! LOL! Seriousley, they were AWESOME!!! I took Bro. Garrett's class on prayer and evangelism...it was INCREDIBLE!!! I just wish it wasn't over!!! Had a GOOD time with my fellow classmates....AND we met our new friend HATER...LOL...good times...GOOD TIMES!!!

 Here are some of us girls hangin out ofter class, all ready to go out till Jac gets called into work...SOB!!! (We'll have to do Culvers ANOTHER time!!!) Jac, Megan, Mary, Mary, Monsi, and CHELSIE!!! :)

Ooooo and this is REALLY funny!!! Tonight Brett Myers comes running over to me with this paper and says, "Here Mary!!! This is for YOU!!!" I thought it was a coloring and I was like Awwwwww...and i'm all opening it up AND this is what it says...

 (Hypocrite!!!)

Bahahahaha!! I was like Do YOU KNOW WHAT THIS says?!?! And he just smiles and RUNS OFF!!! LOL!!!

 BUT I guess he likes HYPOCRITES!!!LOL

 Awwwwwwwwww!!!!

Soooooooo sweeeet!!!

AnywayZ if you guys aren't already involved in Bible College YOU NEED TOO!!!

ITS AWESOME!!! Can't wait till it starts again in SEPTEMBER!!!

Tomorrow I'll ACTUALLY do a post for you all on some of the AWESOME stuff that I learned in class this semester!!!

Ghettolicious!!!

I saw this the other day and just CRACKED up laughing!!! Someone used their window BLINDS as a sunblocker!!! How totally AWESOME is that???  Bahahahahaha!!! I LOVE IT!!! :)

I mean come on, its gettin pretty hot here in AZ already...can't afford a sunblocker??? Thats OKAAAAAAY!!! I have a GREAT money saving tip for you...

Just rip out your blinds!!!

Coffee!!!♥♥♥

"Coffee- I love how it makes me feel... Like my heart is trying to hug my brain..." Kenneth Parcels

Tricked!!!

Ok so I've only been tricked ONE time on April Fools day!!! It was the meanest and FUNNIEST joke ever soooo I'll share it with you all.

It was the last time April Fools day was on a Sunday!!! I walk into church all dooted up. My oldest brother looks at me and says, "LOOKIN Good Mary!!!" I was like SHOCKED!!! I mean you just HAVE to know my brother Joe, a compliment like that was NOT something I hear VERY OFTEN!!! So I was like OMW!!!

So my heart is just filled with SOOOO much gratitude. I look at my brother and sweetly say, "THANK YOU JOE!!!" He just smiles OOOOOOOOOO soooooo SWEEETLY back and says...

"APRIL FOOLS!!!"

(Talk about my bubble being burst!!! LOL)

AnywayZ thats the ONLY time i've ever been tricked!!!

 I gotta admit it was PRETTY GOOD!!! :)

Sooooooooo how about you guys???

1.Did you play any tricks yesturday???

2.Did anyone get FOOLED?

3.Whats the BEST April Fools joke you have ever played

April FOOLS!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! NO I'm NOT Shutting down my blog!!!! NEVVVVVVVER!!! LOL! I love my blog WAAAAAAAAAAAY to much to shut it down!!! Seriousley...I think I just may be...

 MY OWN blog's biggest fan!!! :)

Yes, thats me KISSIN my blog!!!

(I LOVE you bloggy♥) 

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I'm shutting down this blog!!! :,(

Ain't EVEN TRYING!!!

"I'm shootin for the moon, an I'm in a spaceship, an this spaceship don't even have rear view mirrors, so that means I ain't even tryin to look back." (Samuel Andrews)
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My friend Samuel said this and I was like THATS the AWESOMEST quote ever... I'm soo BLOGGIN it!!! He says, "your gonna blog it?" I'm like, YES!!! I love it!!! Its like soooo ghetto, yet sooo profound. "...An this spaceship don't even have rear veiw mirrors..." <----- SOOO Ghetto...BUT sometimes I think we need to GET GHETTO!!!