Saturday, August 29, 2020

Single Saturday!!!

This meme is literally, CRACKING ME UP!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Now, before anyone feels the need for feminism or women's lib lectures, let me start off by saying that I am THE LAST person that needs to be taught on this!!! My ultimate goal in life is to be a STAY AT HOME MOM, cooking and cleaning for her family...buuuuuut since I'm NOT...can i just continue to laugh??? AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I would loooooove to be less powerful!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!

Friday, August 28, 2020

New Hair-style!!!

Soooooooooo last Wednesday after church Denae comes up to me and was like, when I saw your hair at alter call, I thought you had died it purple!!!! I was like, HUH???? She points to my hair scarf and it was like the exact length and size of my hair and it was covering up my actual braid!!! My pastor overhearing us was like, I actually had to do a double take too!!! I was liiiiiiike THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
Liiiiiiiiiike YUP, I had NOTHING better to do than to dye my hair purple and just come to church liiiiiiike, NO BIGGIE, What's up peeps!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I mean, NOT that I would, BUUUUUUUUT, I was gonna be that stupid, it would definitely be PINK not PURPLE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Thursday, August 27, 2020

What's worse???

After yesterday's post about my very awkward moment, I was inspired to ask you all this question (If you haven't read  yesterdays post, you probably should!) 
QUESTION!!!
As a woman, that is proud to be a woman: WHAT IS WORSE??? 
To be mistaken for a man or to be mistaken for a pregnant woman????
For me personally, I think to be mistaken for a man is worse cuz it's like, THE ULTIMATE diss everrrr to me!!!! Liiiiiiiike literally!!!! Buuuuuuuuut I'm pretty sure I'll NEVERRRR be mistaken for a man!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
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Text me if you have my number or email me maryfranceswriting@gmail.com
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♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Sooooo many compliments...

OR NOT???
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Soooooooo a few weeks ago I wore a new outfit to church that I just literally adored!!! On the drive home my sister randomly asked me if I got any compliments on my outfit? I was like, Oh YES, 
I got SOOOOOOOO MANY
 COMPLIMENTS ON IT!!! 

My sister was like, Oh really, like who? So I'm like, weeeeeeeeelllll Sister Anna and Janelle annnnnnd...and I just kinda pause and my sister is like waiting for me to say WHO ELSE on my loooooooong list of complimenters annnnnnd I'm just thinking, trying to remember WHO ELSE had complimented me on my outfit, finally I'm like, well I guess that's it!!!!
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My sister was liiiiiiiiiiike, I thought you said you had gotten so many compliments??? I'm liiiiiike, weeeeeeeellll, when I thought about it, I just realized that ALL the other compliments were from ME...
EVERY TIME I WALKED BY A MIRROR!!!
HEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!👊
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! My sister was just like, WOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!! 
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Now before anyone feels the need to lecture me on NOT standing in front of the mirror and admiring myself, let me clarify something!!! I wasn't ACTUALLY continually standing in front of the mirror, it was just that EVERY TIME I happened to walk by a mirror, I would catch a glimpse of my outfit and give myself a compliment on it!!! 
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Also, I am a complimenter!!! If I like something someone is wearing, I TELL THEM!!! I loooooove your outfit girrrrrl!!! Rocking those shoes sista!!! Niiiiiiice tie bro!!! OMW!!! Your baby looks adorable!!! Ooooooh look whose losing weight, GOOD JOB!!! Wow bro, congratdulations on actually buying something new, I'm soooooo happy for you!!! Heeeeeey looking good sis! Looking sharp in that suit brotha!!! That's just ME!!! It's WHO I am and I am sincere in the compliments I give!! 
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Sooo I'm just treating myself THE SAME WAY I treat everyone else!!! 😊😇
                                                               JUS SAYIN!!! ;)))
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♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Girls BE LIIIIIIIKE...

#Mary'sFamousLastWords 😇

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, August 17, 2020

Happy Monday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Kid's start school at LCA tomorrow!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hope their brains aren't feeling inadequate after THE WORLD'S LONGEST SPRING BREAK EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, August 14, 2020

WARNING!!!

I normally don't bother with reading warning signs posted around in bathrooms, but traveling this summer, I happened to read this sign on the bathroom mirror in one of the gas stations...
 Sooooooooo HILARIOUS!!!
SOOOOOOOOO MARYish!!!
Of course I had to take a selfie with it!!! This is WHY I looooooove stopping at gas stations while traveling, they ALWAYS have the best sight-seeing!!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Odin's 4th of July Greeting!!!

Soooooooooo we had a quarantined 4th of July celebration this year(Insert eye roll) buuuuuut we met at my brother's house for fireworks in the street, which everyone, including a lot of neighbors on the street, and as the fireworks went off, this was O's greeting to EVERYONE...

It was quite HILARIOUS!!! Uh, wrong Holiday O!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

SMARTER THAN CFA!!!

In the world of food, IS IT POSSIBLE to be SMARTER THAN CHICK-FIL-A????
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One would think NOT, buuuuuuuuuuuut I, Mary Frances Ginty, have outsmarted them!!! Recently, CFA came out with a new summer drink, the mango-passion-fruit, lemonade, ice tea!!!! This drink is absolutely phenomenal!!!! It is refreshing and delightful to one's taste buds! (ESPECIALLY after waiting 5 hours in their drive through line!!! 😝)
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HOWEVERRRRR, Imagine my absolute horror over ordering a LARGE and they hand me a small cup, AFTER THE 5 HOUR WAIT, and i'm like, ummmm, sir, I actually ordered a large! OH, we forgot to tell you, we only serve our specialty drinks in a small! I'm liiiiiiiike, Oh...okaaaaaaaaay... I mean, it's only a 120 out so lets crank out smaller drinks and charge MORE for them too!!! GOOD IDEA CFA!!! 
Sooooooooooo my good friend, Jen Lord, who is actually the one that told me about this drink, told me that the CFA in Dallas does sell a "large" in this drink, buuuuuuuut it's only slightly larger than their small because it's the specialty large cup. Soooooooooo i'm like hmmmmmm....how can I work this out???? 
Is it possible to be smarter than CFA???
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Friday, August 7, 2020

Mary Recomends!!!! #1

Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy so I don't really make it a habit of stopping in at places like BURGER KING, buuuuuuuuuut some of the children I looooooove happen to think BK chicken nuggets! (NASTY!)
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Well one day, upon driving through for the kid's beloved nastiness, I noticed a new menu item, 
JALEPENO CHEDDAR BITES!!!
Burger King Guam - Post - Tumon - Menù, prezzi, recensioni dei ...
Every time I drove through I would see them buuuuuuut resist ordering, I mean, after all, this is BURGER KING we're talking about, how could they possibly have anything worth trying here???
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, the picture LURED me, till FINALLY ONE DAY, I gave in and tried!!!! Let me tell you all something, 
BEST MISTAKE EVERRR!!!
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Thursday, August 6, 2020

You might be from AZ IF...

You might be from ARIZONA IF...
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1. You have a broken AC!!!
2. You have COVID19!!!
YEP, that's how we can tell your from AZ these days,GOT a BROKEN AC AND COVID??? They're ARIZONAN!!!! 
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 Yes, it's safe to come visit!!! We got #1 in THE WORLD and neverrrrr even had a lock down...buuuuuuuuuuuuut heeeeeeeey we've got our MASKS ready for you to suffocate wearing in 120 degree weather...COME ON OVER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I've actually had a VERY FUN SUMMER!!! 

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Sweet 37!!!

July 18th, I turned 37!!!! 
(Sweet 37👐;) 
I had another birthday in which i fully embraced by ziplining!!! 
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As you may have come to realize, I LOVE food and I'm NOT ashamed to say it and I especially LOVE food adventures! Travel and Food/boba and Hiking and Shopping are pretty much my top most likely to be doing if i'm not working or at church!!! Weeeeelllll I got in some really awesome FOODIE adventures this birthday!!!! 
1. Lucky Charm French Toast 
This was a beautiful creation annnnnnd it even had edible gold on the whip cream-how amaaaaaaaZing is that???? (Only thing better than eating gold is EATING GLITTER!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!;) Anywayz, I highly reccomend breakfast at HASH KITCHEN!!!

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Saturday, July 18, 2020

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Single Saturday!!!!!

No need.. I have 9gag :') - 9GAG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

That Awkward moment#49586777777

 
That AWKWARD MEMOMENT When you realize, YOUR NOT CLASSY!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I try for the most part you guys, buuuuuuuuut sometimes I open my mouth and my ITALIAN NYC mother comes out!!!! I've learned that THE KEY, is to NOT ACTUALLY OPEN MY MOUTH...cuz once I do...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, July 6, 2020

Friday, July 3, 2020

Sooooooooo extra????

Next time you see me and you think my outfit is sooooooooo EXTRA...
Just remember,
I don't have this hat...
YET!!! ;)
♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Tasty Tue/Thursday!!!

Anyone that's been around me for to long knows that I am a YELP ELITE reviewer!!! YES, that's right, I got nominated by YELP for their ELITE status and I absolutely LOVE eating and writing about FOOD!!!! Look me up on YELP as Mary "Mar Bear" G. or with the email maryfranceswriting@gmail.com Buuuuuuuuuut since I love writing reviews, I thought, WHY not share the ABSOLUTE BEST  with you all!!!!
Sooooooooo if your in AZ, and you go to Sedona AZ...
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Javelina Cantina Review
 
I'm not sure HOW this place is only 4 stars, it was absolutely superb!!! My sister and i split the fajita steak chimichanga. It was huge and we still had half a plate left. It was moist and juicy on the inside, exploding with flavor, while still being crispy on the outside. The cherry on top of this beautiful work of deliciousness was the river of queso cascading over it.
Photo of Javelina Cantina - Sedona, AZ, United States. Steak fajita chimichanga with rice and beans! Bomb.com
 
 Can i get an amen up in here?!

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The chips and salsa were on point...literally so fresh they were still warm! My niece, a medical vegetarian, got the Mexican street corn and was very happy with her choice, i was scared to ask her for a bite though- i didn't want my finger to get munched up. My nephew got the kids cheese quesadilla and fries and was happy as well! We wanted to try one of their desserts buuuuuuut just couldn't get in another bite.  
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The seating in this place has a lot of beautiful window views, also great views in the outdoor seating, buuuuuuut its AZ, just too hot for that today! You could also go out onto the patio and see javelinas walking around in the desert below, being an Arizonan, it wasnt a big deal for us but out of staters were completely enthralled by it!!! Our waiter, i believe Juan, was just soooooooo nice and friendly a s helpful!!!

Our only disappointment was that the menu on google had said the jalapeno poppers came with a spicy prickly pear sauce and instead came with ranch, they said they no longer carry that sauce, while they were still good, nothing overly exciting or unique.

I would like to end this review with an apology, im pretty sure i heard the stuffed churros crying over my rejection to a date with them. While i did find myself very attracted to them, the time just wasn't right for us to be together- Next time my sweet gwapo!!! ;)
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

That enlightening moment...

THAT ENLIGHTENING MOMENT as an ARIZONAN
 in 113 weather, you have to put on a mask to go in public and your liiiiiiiiike,
WELLLLLLLL...
guess that theory about THE HEAT killing COVID was INCORRECT!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, June 29, 2020

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Happy Sunday!!!

Our first, and HOPEFULLY last quarantined Sunday service!!! ANNNND here was pastor's AMEN CORNER, sitting from atop the corner of the couch!!!! AHAHAHA!!
"I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord." (Psalm 122:1)

♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, June 27, 2020

Single Saturday!!!

 
 
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)
p.S. Unless, as some have informed me, they don't have to worry about it because their ex won't be there!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 26, 2020

Who has that???

The other day I was on the phone with one of my friends and she was like telling me about how she thinks that it really neat when people have brown hair and blue eyes. She is like you know it's just such a nice combination and you dont see it very often. She is like, I mean usually if people have brown hair they have brown eyes and if they have blue eyes they have blond hair. And she is just going and on about how unique it is to see that combination....
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and I am like uh huh, uh huh, I know what you mean. But in my head I am thinking; Ok, like, who does she EVEN know that has brown hair and blue eyes? WHO HAS THAT???  I don't think I even know anyone with that combination!!!! So I am like talking to her again and I am like, yeah, I mean like, I have blue eyes but my hair is...hmmm...what color hair do I have...hmmm...OH HEEEEEEEEY, I have brown hair!!! OMW!!! I have brown hair and blue eyes!!!
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She is like YEAH Mary, thats who I was talking about this WHOLE time YOU!!! I think its really cool that you have brown hair and blue eyes!!! AHAHAHA!!! I am like, OMW! Like, THANK YOU!!!
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It was for sure a brond moment!!! They happen ALL THE TIME!!! :)
That's ME,


 MARY,
THE BLONDEST BRUNETTE YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! :D
♥Mary Frances :)
PS. No I wasn't born a blond-I WAS BORN A RED HEAD(Strawberry blond-THEN went fully blond, THEN BROWN!;)

Saturday, June 20, 2020

Music Lover's Update!

As I said earlier this week: My pastor, Denae Abbott, and the ABQ Foster's are all in Tennessee this week producing music. While I am not a musical person myself, I will encourage other's on their endeavors to use their talent for God's glory. It is the Foster's desire to not only produce their own album, but to help encourage more Apostolic talent to take that step and produce their own music. Send music production questions too andrewanddevi@gmail.com
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For some reason, several people did not realize that you could access the sites I listed by CLICKING on the word!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Soooooooo let me inform  you all that by clicking on the word HERE you'll be able to access the sites
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The Singing Abbotts HERE
Pre-order my pastor's Sax CD HERE
Pre-order the Foster's music HERE
ASK ANYTHING Post HERE
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Send music production questions too andrewanddevi@gmail.com
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

For THE MUSIC LOVERS!!!

Hey I just wanted to make a note to all the music lovers out there, that my friends Rev. A Foster, Pastor in ABQ New Mexico and his lovely wife, my childhood bestie and first friend ever moving here from NYC at 3,  are currently in the studio in Nashville doing their first music recording.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Bookie Day!!!

EVE By H.B. Moore  Book Review #1     False doctrine!!!

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First of all, this book is VERY WELL WRITTEN, it is intriguing and makes you want to keep going to find out what happens next.  It makes you think, wow, maybe it really could have happened this way. I personally could relate to the personality of Eve in the sense that she was sooooooo curious and was always asking Adam soooooo many questions!!! I liked how the story went back and forth between Adam's thoughts and Eve's.
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HOWEVERRRRRRR...               
Be aware Christians, This book is not Biblically sound! i noticed right away upon listening that things did not seem to line up Biblically speaking with the word of God!!! even though scripture was continually being used, the events did not correlate with what the Bible ACTUALLY says.
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 Lucifer did not appear to Eve as a man, but a serpent! "Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?" (Genesis 3:1)
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 There was no death in the world til sin entered. “Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:” (Romans 5:12) This book shows death entering into the world when Lucifer entered the garden, however, that is NOT what the Bible says!!! The Bible says that death began the moment SIN entered into the Garden, which was the moment man FIRST disobeyed God. "For since by man came death. . . For as Adam all die" (1 Corinthians 15:21-22).
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The Bible does NOT clearly state, although there was animals killed after sin entered the world for sacrifices, to push man's sin forward, till Jesus came and became the final sacrifice for our sin, For just as by the one man's disobedience the many were made sinners, so by the one man's obedience the many will be made righteous (Romans 5:19). However, the Bible does NOT clearly state that animals were eaten until AFTER the flood!!! "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." (Genesis 9:3)
 
When i realized that the story was beginning to allude that Eve had relations with Lucifer, i realized that this book HAD to be written by a Mormon, because the false doctrine, that Cain was the son of Lucifer, that is no where found in the Word Of God, is a Mormon belief. The Bible clearly states that Cain is the son of Adam and Eve and he was NOT born of the devil. "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the Lord." (Genesis 4:1)
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After looking up the author and seeing where she graduated, i knew i was right about what i thought! i immediately turned off the story. Just like Lucifer appeared to Eve as a serpent in the garden, and deceived her to eat the fruit, Lucifer or one of his minions appeared to Joseph Smith and deceived him with false doctrine, telling him that he had "new" knowledge.
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.  As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed." (Galations 1:8-9)
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I enjoy when an author uses their imagination to make a Biblical story come to life, as long as the story does not in any way differentiate from what the actual Biblical scriptures say!!!! However, this author, while quoting scriptures, over and over again, then contradicts what the Bible ACTUALLY says.  Don't be deceived readers, although intriguing, this book is loaded with the devil's lies!!! God Bless and check out
 Lynn Austin's Biblical dramas instead!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, June 15, 2020

TURN IT OFF!!!

Turn off the TV,  turn off the internet browsing, turn off social media
ANNNNNND TURN ON THE BIBLE!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Sunday, June 14, 2020

Happy Sunday!!!

JESUS IS THE ANSWER!!!
 "I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord." (Psalm 122:1)
♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Saturday, June 6, 2020

Single Saturday!!!


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! (That's a skirt peeps!!!;)

Friday, June 5, 2020

AMA Throwback!!!

Soooooooooooo since AMA was cancelled this year, I wanted to do a blog post dedicated to all the memories of CAMP!!! I know I went to camp last year, buuuuuuut, I have NO post for it and for some reason I can hardly remember any of it!!! Anyways, It was fun for me scrolling through AMA memory lane!!! It was weird reading posts from Joe Velez was single, I only knew Anali for 6 months before some AMAZING PERSON introduced her to Joe!!! ;)
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Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy you guys remember how we'd all stand in line at the cafetereia stomping our feet, clapping our hands and singing, LIFE TIME, I  GIVE YOU MY LIFE TIME!!! We need to bring that back!!!
 
Soooooooo It looks like I actally met Jenny in 2016-I remember us sitting under the weeping willow tree by the pond and discussing the cute guys at camp and then when she confided in me that she like Ryan but he didn't like her...and NOW they're married!!! And in one of these posts I actually saw that I had advertised Ryan's singleness...BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! He OWES me, with a multitude of others!!! Hee, hee!!!
If your NOT cool (By Alahandra...duuuuude I miss that gir!!!)
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Also, I remember the first year I had this HORRIBLE tooth ache and Alahondra was the only one that could make me laugh!!! She came into my room, all sorrowful, and says, If I could take the pain your are feeling from  you and onto myself, I literally would! I remember thinking, wow, that's SWEET, then she says, I'm ONLY saying that, because I KNOW I CAN'T!!!! I was in soooooo much pain, buuuuuuuuut I could NOT stop laughing!!! (She's one of the few on my list of, ACTUALLY FUNNIER than me people!!!)
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I actually remember that at the beginning of camp it was more a youth camp13-25 and I think I started my first year at 26 or 27 and then they ACTUALLY changed the age to 30, buuuuuuuuut, now it's more a family camp, and I actually PREFER staying outta the youth dorm!!! LOL
 
♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, June 4, 2020

Explaining Death!!!

I read this the other day I was just like, WOW!!! I have HAVE to share it with you all!!!
"I am the resurrection and the life," Jesus replied. "The one who exercises faith in me, even though he dies, will come to life." (John 11:43) Death is like a deep sleep, and the grave is a resting-place and not suffering. "Many of those asleep in the dust of the earth will wake up." Psalm 37:11
"For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face:" (1 Corinthians 13:`2)

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

AZ News Flash!!!

Okaaaaaaaaaay everyone I have SHOCKING NEWS...everyone take a deep breath before I share this with you all..are you ready for this??? No really...are you REALLY READY for this??? Okaaaaaaay HERE WE GO....
Its HOT...in ARIZONA!!!
(OMW...Like WOW!!!!)
SHOCKING RIGHT????
NOT!!!!!!!

But amaZingly...I keep hearing my fellow Arizonans sayin OMW its sooooo  HOT!!! I can't believe HOW hot it is!!! Can you believe it???? UH YEAH I CAN!!!! Its A. THE SUMMER!!! and B. ARIZONA!!! Like helllllllllllllllllllloooooooooo!!!! We live closer to the sun than like ANYONE else!!! (I think...HAHA!!!;) The thing that gets me is that the people that seem to be the MOST shocked are like all the Arizonans themselves!!! I'm like ummmm do you NOT remember last summer and the summer before that and the summer before THAT??? We've lived here like ALL OUR LIVES!!!! (Of course these are the SAME people that are complaining about HOW cold it is when we ACTUALLY have nice weather!!!:)

I mean we live in ARIZONA!!!
 Its sooooooo HOT that....
•the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
•farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
•the cows are giving evaporated milk.
•the trees are whistling for the dogs.
•WE can say 120 degrees without fainting.•WE can make instant sun tea.
•WE learned that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. •The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
•WE discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
•We've discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
•WE notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
•hot water now comes out of both taps.  
•you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
•you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
•no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
•you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
 
♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, May 30, 2020

A big bride!!!

Generally speaking, when we hear that a woman is engaged, we NEVERRR say to that bride-to-be, weeeeeeelllll I hope you get BIGGER before your wedding day! You NEVERRRR hear a bride saying, I WONDER just HOW LARGE I can get before I get married. It doesn't matter WHO she is, a woman is ALWAYS working on looking her trimmest and best before her wedding day! YET, I heard someone just the OTHER day say, "We want the bride to get larger!"
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Your probabley thinking, what in the WORLD??? Who would say THAT??? And juuuuuuuuuust WHO'S bride is this??? I'll tell you who's bride this is, Its GOD'S BRIDE!!! This past Sunday our pastor preached about witnessing and reaching the lost. After altar call, one of the men ended the service and he got up and said to the church, "we want the Bride of Christ to get larger!" When he said that I just couldn't help but LAUGH!!! Of course I was THE ONLY one that quite saw the humor in this, BUUUUUUUUT its just soooooooo FUNNY TO ME!!!
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 Jesus is coming back for a BIG BRIDE!!!! And NOT only is she just a BIG BRIDE, He wants his bride to get BIGGERRRRRRR!!!! He wants to her to get LARGERRRRR!!! Dare I even say, He wants her to get FLUFFIER!!!  BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jesus doesn't want a skinny bride!!! I'm just like WOW... Totally an in AW moment for me!!! Liiiiiiiike Heeeeeey Jesus...i'm RIGHT HERE...MAR BEAR...I'll be your fluffy bride!!! Come and get me I''m READY FOR YOU MY BELOVED GROOM!!! hee, hee
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Oh man, that's what's soooooooo AWESOME about Jesus, he doesn't think like us humans...He thinks like GOD, because HE IS GOD! And if God wants a big bride, Lets see just HOW MUCH BIGGERRRR we can get the Bride-Of-Christ to be for her groom!!! How big can we get her??? Lets challenge ourselves to help His bride get larger!!!
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Annnnnnnd just in case your wondering, that's NOT by eating an extra Big Mac tonight, or buying that donut and Starbucks in the morning, in fact getting the bride BIGGER may have to come through us skipping a few meals in fasting, adding in some extra prayer, excercising by our streets to knock doors and doing whatever it takes to add souls to the church!!! It comes by reaching the lost!!!
Help His bride get bigger,
 INVITE SOMEONE TO CHURCH!!!
"... Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest." (John 4:35)
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Mary's Random History Lesson

Sit back my lil children, MARY, is about to teach:
THE HISTORY OF MAYONAISE!!!
 
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise (Now more commonly known a Best Foods) was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is, of course, known as...
Sinko de Mayo
Best Foods Gluten Free, Kosher Condiment Mayonnaise 30 oz ...
AKA: CINCO DE MAYO!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm like, literally soooooo FUNNY!!! If NO ONE else laughs, it's ok, BECAUSE I DID!!! Cracks me up EVERAY YEAR!!! Hope Everyone has a good Cinco de Mayo!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
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P.S. BEST TEACHER EVERRRR-we also now know WHY I'm not a teacher...apparently, Adventure's In Odyssey's Imagination Station, isn't considered a "proper" way to be edu-a-MA-kay-a-tid!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

Monday, May 4, 2020

Happy Monday!!!

10 More COVID-19 Memes to Continue to Make You Smile | Pittsburgh ...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, May 2, 2020

Happy Saturday!!!!

13 Coronavirus memes to entertain you while you're in isolation ...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Remember those word problems in school you'd get like, Jenny had 100 gallon jars of mayo and Stephanie used 5 and a half and Robin added 1/4 of a jar, how many gallons does Jenny have left??? And you'd be sitting there like SERIOUSLEY??? and your teacher would be like, ONE DAY, your going to need this!!! And your just sitting there liiiiiike, at least use something like PEANUT BUTTER!!! WHY SO MUCH MAYO???? Or if your gonna say may how about we try to find out how many sandwiches Jenny made with it???
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Well, we are currently living in STORY PROBLEM TIMES!!! Mary could NOT buy any flour or baking soda cuz the dude from the story problem GOT IT ALL, how many loaves of bread is the story problem dude gonna make??? Also, how much weight will the story problem dude gain from all the bread he is eating???
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And all you teachers can just say, YEEEEEEEEEESSSS, I'm finally right!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, May 1, 2020

A Bible Question!!!!

Sooooooooo I was thinking about this other day, liiiiiike WHILE listening to the Bible, THE MOST RANDOM MARY THOUGHT EVERRRRR went through my mind...
BIBLICALLY SPEAKING:
Did older woman ever
 go for YOUNGER MEN?!?!?!
 NO REALLY YOU GUYS, DID THEY??? I mean think about it, the Bible is rather clear that Boaz and other men were quite a bit older than their wives, buuuuuuut are there any cases where a younger man marries an older woman???
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NOW I've had some debate about this, liiiike, NO that probably NEVERRRR happened because CULTURALLY speaking, woman NEVER "Went for men" back then!!! BUuuuuut after thinking about it, I beg to differ, RUTH...She SOOOO WENT FOR BOAZ!!! Also, she may have STILL been beautiful at 200, I mean, wasn't that king checking out Sarah when she was in her 90's??? 
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ANNNNNNNNNNND FURTHER MORE, if there was, WHAT WAS THE AGE DIFFERENCE??? I mean, THINK ABOUT IT, people were living to be like, 700 years old back in the day!!! Was there EVERRRRR a case of a woman marrying a man 100 years YOUNGER than herself?!?! Duuuuuuuuuude...that would be sooooooooooooo COOOOOOL if there was!!! You know like, she was 200 and he was 100???  THAT WOULD BE SOOOOOO AWESOME!!! 
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Like seriously, I wanna meet that chick when I get to heaven!!!! My mom's probably telling her right now, with her NYC accent, MY DAUGHTER SOOOO NEEDS TO MEET YOU!!! BAHAHAHA!!!
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Soooo for now I sit here and ponder this thought along with the many other important questions that no one seems to have a true answer for me, liiiiiike, WAS JESUS GOOD LOOKING? (I believe he was! I don't think he was of the appearance that drew attention, buuuuuuut I bet he has the most amazing honey brown eyes that I would've just melted when I looked into them, with long manly lashes and the kindest smile! Oh and before you give me Isaiah 53, that's prophesying about calvary...Jus sayin ;) IS IT WEIRD FOR A MAN TO THINK OF HIMSELF AS, "THE BRIDE OF CHRIST???" (I asked Bishop Abbott this once, YES, I ACTUALLY DID ASK, and he said YES!!! bUUUUUT THEN he went on to explain that it's not really us individually buuuuuuut the church of God as a whole!) HOW LONG DID ADAM LIVE BEFORE GOD CREATED EVE??? (It had to be LONG enough for him to realize that he was THE ONLY creature without an helpmeet) When exactly did it become WEIRD to marry a sibling??? (THANK GOD IT DID THO!!!) Were the fish raw or cooked that Jesus fed to the multitude? Why do boiled eggs smell, BUT NOT SCRAMBLED EGGS??? What exactly IS, "THE WHEEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHEEL???" Who potty trained Adam??? Annnnd on and On and on my list goes, I'm gonna have A LOT of asking when I get to heaven...A LOT!!! BAHAHAAHAAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Mess Proof???

Soooooooooo for Christmas, my sister bought me a new kitchen aide, annnnnnnnd it came with thi really nifty plastic cover thingy that wraps around the edge of the mixing bowl of the kitchen aid to prevent messes while baking...
MAKING IT MESS PROOF!!!
Buuuuuuuuuuuut there was question, it was MESS PROOF, buuuuuuuuuut
WAS IT MARY PROOF???
WAS IT MARY PROOF???
What do you all think??? ;)
Think about it...
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Whatda ya think???
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Could God possibly allowed something to be MARY PROOFED???
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Is there anything to hard for The Lord????
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MIRACLES DO STILL HAPPEN MY FRIENDS!!!
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